Road Scrapings: Coaches and CoachingHaworth, M. E. (Martin E.)
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Road Scrapings: Coaches and Coaching
Haworth, M. E. (Martin E.)
Coaching (Transportation)
I was a tacit listener, understanding very little of that part of the
conversation which related to business, viz.: "Quoting 7-18ths at 223
and sliding 347 and 19 net;" but at length anecdotes and experience
took the place of business, and proved intensely amusing.
I should have enjoyed the occasion if I could have divested myself of
the idea that, as regards my vocation, I was an impostor, with no right
to be there.
It was evident that the gray man of the "yes" had his suspicions as to
my not being a member of the craft.
Many glances he directed at me, each accompanied by a muttered "yes."
All doubts upon the subject were at length dispelled by a question from
the little man in the black-silk waistcoat, Mr. Ruffins, who abruptly
inquired:
"What is your route from here? Who are your clients?"
"I am not here," I replied, "on any particular business, and, to own
the truth, gentlemen, I doubt if I have any in this room."
"Excuse me, sir, did I not see you on the coach this morning?"
"I came by the coach, and shall return with it to-morrow."
"Then we shall be fellow-travellers. I leave my trap here, and return
to ---- by the coach."
The gray man now commenced an anecdote, which I shall give in his own
words.
[Illustration: "THE COMMERCIAL ROOM?" "YES."]
* * * * *
"It was in the winter of 1855. I was on the northern circuit, in the
midst of a terrific snowfall which buried everything.
"At dusk one evening the wind rose and caused the snow to drift in
heaps so quickly that I lost the road. My horse became frightened, and
I could scarcely induce him to proceed. I did, however, force him on
till I came to a small roadside inn, at which the mail changed.
"Here I determined to leave my horse and trap and proceed by the coach.
It was a fearful night, snow falling thickly, icy cold, and the
roads almost impassable. The mail was three hours late, and when it did
arrive there was question of the advisability of proceeding farther. I
found at the inn a traveller who was storm-staid, and, whilst waiting
in the bar-parlour for the arrival of the mail, displayed the most
marked impatience, constantly breaking out into ejaculations.
"'Oh dear, oh dear! what a disappointment! But if I can't get there I
can't. Never was late before--such a lot of people too.'
"I tried in vain to reconcile him to the delay. He could do nothing
but lament the accident which seemed likely to prevent his keeping his
appointment at Durham on the following day.
"As we became more intimate I condoled with him, hinting that such
anxiety led me to fear that it was a matter of life and death.
"'It _is_ a matter of life and death,' he exclaimed. 'If I can't get
there in time, I shall be ready to hang myself.'
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