Rob of the Bowl: A Legend of St. Inigoe's. Vol. 1 (of 2)Kennedy, John Pendleton
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Rob of the Bowl: A Legend of St. Inigoe's. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Kennedy, John Pendleton
Maryland -- History -- Colonial period, ca. 1600-1775 -- Fiction
The man of nostrums was too much employed in opening out his
commodities to heed the volley of questions which were poured upon him
all round, but having now put himself in position for action, he
addressed himself to his auditors:
"I vill answer all your questions in goot time; but I must crave your
leave, frents, to pegin in de order of my pusiness. Dobel," he said,
turning to his attendant, who stood some paces in the rear, "come
forward and pegin."
The adjutant at this command stepped into the middle of the ring, and
after making several strange grimaces, of which at first view his
countenance would have been deemed altogether incapable, and bowing in
three distinct quarters to the company, commenced the following speech:
"Goot beoplish!"--this was accompanied with a comic leer that set the
whole yard in a roar--"dish ish de drice renowned und ingomprbl Doctor
Closh Tebor"--another grimace, and another volley of laughter--"what
ish de grand pheseeshan of de greate gofernor of New York, Antony
Prockolls, und lives in Alpany in de gofernor's own pallash, wid doo
tousand guilders allowed him py de gofernor everich yeere, und a goach
to rite, und a pody-cart to go pefore him in de sthreets ven he valks
to take de air. All tish to keepe de gofernor und his vrouw de Laty
Katerina Prockholls in goot healf--noding else--on mein onor." This was
said with great emphasis, the speaker laying his hand on his heart and
making a bow, accompanied with a still more ludicrous grimace than any
he had yet exhibited, which brought forth a still louder peal from his
auditory.
He was about to proceed with his commendatory harangue, when he was
interrupted by Benedict Leonard. It seems that upon the first
announcement by the Doctor of the purport of his visit, the youth,
fearful lest his mother, who was constitutionally subject to alarm,
might have been disturbed by the trumpet, ran off to apprise her of
what he had just witnessed; and giving her the full advantage of
Willy's exaggerated estimate of the travelling healer of disease,
returned, by the lady's command, to conduct this worthy into her
presence. He accordingly now delivered his message, and forthwith
master and man moved towards the mansion, with the whole troop of the
stable yard at their heels.
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