Rob of the Bowl: A Legend of St. Inigoe's. Vol. 1 (of 2)Kennedy, John Pendleton
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Rob of the Bowl: A Legend of St. Inigoe's. Vol. 1 (of 2)
Kennedy, John Pendleton
Maryland -- History -- Colonial period, ca. 1600-1775 -- Fiction
The itinerant was introduced into Lady Baltimore's presence in a small
parlour, where she was attended by two little girls, her only children
beside the boy we have noticed, and the sister of the Proprietary. Her
pale and emaciated frame and care-worn visage disclosed to the
practised glance of the visiter a facile subject for his delusive
art,--a ready votary of that credulous experimentalism which has filled
the world with victims to medical imposture. In the professor of
medicine's reverence to the persons before him there was an
overstrained obsequiousness, but, at the same time, an expression of
imperturbable confidence fully according with the ostentatious
pretension which marked his demeanour amongst the menials of the
household. Notwithstanding his broad accent, he spoke with a ready
fluency that showed him well skilled in that voluble art by which, at
that day, the workers of wonderful cures and the possessors of
infallible elixirs advertised the astonishing virtues of their
compounds--an art which has in our time only changed its manner of
utterance, and now announces its ridiculous pretensions in every
newspaper of every part of our land, in whole columns of mountebank
lies and quack puffery.
"This is the great Doctor," said Benedict Leonard, who now acted as
gentleman usher, "and he has come I can't tell how far, to see who was
ailing in our parts. I just whispered to him, dear mother, what a
famous good friend you were to all sorts of new cures. And oh, it would
do you good to see what a box of crankums he has in the hall! Yes, and
a man to carry it, with a trumpet! Blowing and physicking a plenty now,
to them that like it! How the man bears such a load, I can't guess."
"Dobel has a strong back and a steady mule for his occasions, my pretty
poy," said the Doctor, patting the heir apparent on the head, with a
fondness of manner that sensibly flattered the mother. "When we would
do goot, master, we must not heed de trouble to seek dem dat stand in
need of our ministrations over de world."
The lady's feeble countenance lit up with a sickly smile as she
remonstrated with the boy. "Bridle thy tongue, Benedict, nor suffer it
to run so nimbly. We have heard, Doctor, something of your fame, and
gladly give you welcome."
"Noble lady," replied the pharmacopolist, "I am but a simple and poor
Doctor, wid such little fame as it has pleased Got to pestow for mine
enteavours to miticate de distemperatures and maladies and infirmities
which de fall of man, in de days of Adam, de august progenitor of de
human races, has prought upon all his children. And de great happiness
I have had to make many most wonderful cures in de provinces of
America, made me more pold to hope I might pring some assuagement and
relief to your ladyship, who, I have peen told, has peen grievously
tormented wid perturbations and melancholics; a very common affection
wid honourable ladies."
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