Robert Merry's museum, Volumes III-IV (1842)Various
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Robert Merry's museum, Volumes III-IV (1842)
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“To be sure I can for such a handsome gentleman as yourself,” said Mat,
good naturedly; he then added, “That’s a beautiful hat you’ve got on,
mister; it looks like a real salamander!”
“Well,” said the youth, “it’s a pretty good hat, I believe; but whether
it’s a salamander, or not, I can’t say.”
“Let me see it,” said Olmsted; and, taking it in his hand, he felt of
it with his thumb and finger, smelt of it, and smoothed down the fur
with his sleeve. “Yes,” said he, at length, “I’ll bet that’s a real
salamander hat; and if it is you may put it under that forestick, and
it won’t burn any more than a witch’s broomstick.”
“Did you say you would bet that it’s a salamander hat?” said the young
man.
“To be sure I will,” said Mat; “I’ll bet you a mug of flip of it; for
if there ever was a salamander hat, that’s one. Now I’ll lay that if
you put it under the forestick, it won’t singe a hair of it.”
“Done!” said the youth, and the two having shaken hands in token of
mutual agreement, the youth gave his hat to Olmsted, who thrust it
under the forestick. The fire was of the olden fashion, and consisted
of almost a cartload of hickory logs, and they were now in full blast.
The people in the bar-room, attracted by the singular wager, had
gathered round the fire, to see the result of the experiment. In an
instant the hat was enveloped by the flames, and in the course of a few
seconds it began to bend and writhe, and then curled into a scorched
and blackened cinder.
“Hulloo!” said Mat Olmsted, seizing the tongs and poking out the
crumpled relic from the bed of coals, at the same time adding, with
well-feigned astonishment, “Who ever did see the like of that! it
wasn’t a salamander, arter all! Well, mister, you’ve won the bet.
Hulloo, landlord, give us a mug of flip.”
The force of the joke soon fell upon the conceited young man. He had
indeed won the wager--but he had lost his hat! At first he was angry,
and seemed disposed to make a personal attack upon the cause of his
mortification; but Matthew soon cooled him down. “Don’t mind it, my
lad,” said he; “it will do you good in the long run. You are like a
young cockerel, that is tickled with his tall red comb, and having had
it pecked off, is ever after a wiser fowl. Take my advice, and if you
have a better hat than your neighbors, don’t think that it renders you
better than they. It’s not the hat, but the head under it, that makes
the man. At all events, don’t be proud of your hat till you get a real
salamander!”
This speech produced a laugh at the expense of the coxcomb, and he soon
left the room. He had suffered a severe rebuke, and I could hardly
think that my companion had done altogether right; and when I spoke to
him afterward, he seemed to think so himself. He, however, excused what
he had done, by saying that the fellow was insolent, and he hoped the
lesson would be useful to him.
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