Robert Merry's museum, Volumes III-IV (1842)Various
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Robert Merry's museum, Volumes III-IV (1842)
Various
Children's literature -- Periodicals
Hay-making, then, is a season of many pleasures, and the word brings
to our minds, perhaps, more agreeable associations, than almost any
other.
Limby Lumpy;
OR, THE BOY WHO WAS SPOILED BY
HIS MAMMA.
Limby Lumpy was the only son of his mamma. His father was called the
“pavier’s assistant;” for he was so large and heavy, that, when he
used to walk through the streets, the men who were ramming the stones
down, with a large wooden rammer, would say, “Please to walk over
these stones, sir.” And then the men would get a rest.
Limby was born on the 1st of April; I do not know how long ago; but,
before he came into the world, such preparations were made! There was
a beautiful cradle; and a bunch of coral, with bells on it; and lots
of little caps; and a fine satin hat; and nice porringers for pap; and
two nurses to take care of him. He was, too, to have a little chaise,
when he grew big enough; after that, he was to have a donkey, and then
a pony. In short, he was to have the moon for a plaything, if it could
be got; and as to the stars, he would have had them, if they had not
been too high to reach.
Limby made a rare to do when he was a little baby. But he never was a
_little_ baby--he was always a big baby; nay, he was a big baby till
the day of his death.
“Baby Big,” his mamma used to call him; he was “a noble baby,” said
his aunt; he was “a sweet baby,” said old Mrs. Tomkins, the nurse; he
was “a dear baby,” said his papa,--and so he was, for he _cost_ a good
deal. He was “a darling baby,” said his aunt, by the mother’s side;
“there never was such a fine child,” said everybody, before the
parents; when they were at another place, they called him “a great,
ugly, fat child.”
We call it polite in this world to say a thing to please people,
although we think exactly the contrary. This is one of the things the
philosopher Democrates, that you may have heard of, would have laughed
at.
Limby was almost as broad as he was long. He had what some people call
an open countenance; that is, one as broad as a full moon. He had what
his mamma called beautiful auburn locks, but what other people said
were carroty;--not before the mother, of course.
Limby had a flattish nose and a widish mouth, and his eyes were a
little out of the right line. Poor little dear, he could not help
that, and, therefore, it was not right to laugh at him.
Everybody, however, laughed to see him eat his pap; for he would not
be fed with the patent silver pap-spoon which his father bought him;
but used to lay himself flat on his back, and seize the pap-boat with
both hands, and never let go of it till its contents were fairly in
his dear little stomach.
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