Robert Merry's museum, Volumes III-IV (1842)Various
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Robert Merry's museum, Volumes III-IV (1842)
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So Limby grew bigger and bigger every day, till at last he could
scarcely draw his breath, and was very ill; so his mother sent for
three apothecaries and two physicians, who looked at him,--told his
mamma there were no hopes; the poor child was dying of over-feeding.
The physicians, however, prescribed for him--a dose of castor oil!
His mamma attempted to give him the castor oil; but Limby, although he
liked sugar plums, and cordial, and pap, and sweetbread, and oysters,
and other things nicely dished up, had no fancy for castor oil, and
struggled, and kicked, and fought, every time his nurse or mamma
attempted to give it to him.
“Limby, my darling boy,” said his mamma, “my sweet cherub, my only
dearest, do take the oily poily--there’s a ducky, deary--and it shall
ride in a coachy poachy.”
“Oh! the dear baby,” said the nurse, “take it for nursey. It will take
it for nursey--that it will.”
The nurse had got the oil in a silver medicine-spoon, so contrived,
that if you could get it into the child’s mouth the medicine must go
down. Limby, however, took care that no spoon should go into his
mouth; and, when the nurse tried the experiment for the nineteenth
time, he gave a plunge and a kick, and sent the spoon up to the
ceiling, knocked off nurse’s spectacles, upset the table on which all
the bottles and glasses were, and came down whack on the floor.
His mother picked him up, clasped him to her breast, and almost
smothered him with kisses. “Oh! my dear boy,” said she, “it shan’t
take the nasty oil--it won’t take it, the darling;--naughty nurse to
hurt baby: it shall not take nasty physic;” and then she kissed him
again.
Poor Limby, although only two years old, knew what he was at--he was
trying to get the mastery of his mamma; he felt that he had gained his
point, and gave another kick and a squall, at the same time planting a
blow on his mother’s eye.
“Dear little creature,” said she, “he is in a state of high
convulsions and fever--he will never recover!”
But Limby did recover, and in a few days was running about the house,
and the master of it; there was nobody to be considered, nobody to be
consulted, nobody to be attended to, but Limby Lumpy.
Limby grew up big and strong; he had everything his own way. One day,
when he was at dinner with his father and mother, perched upon an arm
chair, with his silver knife and fork, and silver mug to drink from,
he amused himself by playing drums on his plate with the mug.
“Don’t make that noise, Limby, my dear,” said his father. “Dear little
lamb,” said his mother, “let him amuse himself. Limby have some
pudding?”
“No; Limby no pudding--drum! drum! drum!”
A piece of pudding was, however, put on Limby’s plate, but he kept on
drumming as before. At last he drummed the bottom of the mug into the
soft pudding, to which it stuck, and by which means it was scattered
all over the carpet.
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