Folklore -- England; Robin Hood (Legendary character) -- Legends
So saying Robin Hood stepped forth briskly from the covert and planted
himself in the way of the scarlet stranger. The latter had walked
so slowly that he was scarce come to their resting-place; and now
on beholding Robin he neither slackened nor quickened his pace but
sauntered idly straight ahead, looking to the right and to the left,
with the finest air in the world, but never once at Robin.
“Hold!” quoth the outlaw. “What mean ye by running thus over a wayfarer,
rough shod?”
“Wherefore should I hold, good fellow?” said the stranger in a smooth
voice, and looking at Robin for the first time.
“Because I bid you to,” replied Robin.
“And who may you be?” asked the other as coolly as you please.
“What my name is matters not,” said Robin; “but know that I am a public
tax-gatherer and equalizer of shillings. If your purse have more than a
just number of shillings or pence, I must e’en lighten it somewhat; for
there are many worthy people round about these borders who have less
than the just amount. Wherefore, sweet gentleman, I pray you hand over
your purse without more ado, that I may judge of its weight in proper
fashion.”
The other smiled as sweetly as though a lady were paying him a
compliment.
“You are a droll fellow,” he said calmly. “Your speech amuses me
mightily. Pray continue, if you have not done, for I am in no hurry this
morning.”
“I have said all with my tongue that is needful,” retorted Robin,
beginning to grow red under the collar. “Nathless, I have other
arguments which may not be so pleasing to your dainty skin. Prithee,
stand and deliver. I promise to deal fairly with the purse.”
“Alack-a-day!” said the stranger with a little shrug of his shoulders;
“I am deeply sorrowful that I cannot show my purse to every rough lout
that asks to see it. But I really could not, as I have further need of
it myself and every farthing it contains. Wherefore, pray stand aside.”
“Nay that will I not! and ‘twill go the harder with you if you do not
yield at once.”
“Good fellow,” said the other gently, “have I not heard all your speech
with patience? Now that is all I promised to do. My conscience is salved
and I must go on my way. To-rol-o-rol-e-loo!” he caroled, making as
though to depart.
“Hold, I say!” quoth Robin hotly; for he knew how Little John must be
chuckling at this from behind the bushes. “Hold I say, else I shall have
to bloody those fair locks of yours!” And he swung his quarter-staff
threateningly.
“Alas!” moaned the stranger shaking his head. “The pity of it all! Now I
shall have to run this fellow through with my sword! And I hoped to be a
peaceable man henceforth!” And sighing deeply he drew his shining blade
and stood on guard.
“Put by your weapon,” said Robin. “It is too pretty a piece of steel to
get cracked with common oak cudgel; and that is what would happen on
the first pass I made at you. Get you a stick like mine out of yon
undergrowth, and we will fight fairly, man to man.”
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