And they all took up the chorus: “From such a maladee Saint Helix keep
us free!” with such intonations and variations as would have made the
French composer groan in his grave.
As the last notes died away in a frightful discord Uncle Prudent took
advantage of the momentary calm to say, “Stranger, up to now, we let
you speak without interruption.” It seemed that for the president of
the Weldon Institute shouts, yells, and catcalls were not
interruptions, but only an exchange of arguments.
“But I may remind you, all the same, that the theory of aviation is
condemned beforehand, and rejected by the majority of American and
foreign engineers. It is a system which was the cause of the death of
the Flying Saracen at Constantinople, of the monk Volador at Lisbon, of
De Leturn in 1852, of De Groof in 1864, besides the victims I forget
since the mythological Icarus—”
“A system.” replied Robur, “no more to be condemned than that whose
martyrology contains the names of Pilâtre de Rozier at Calais, of
Blanchard at Paris, of Donaldson and Grimwood in Lake Michigan, of
Sivel and of Crocé-Spinelli, and others whom it takes good care, to
forget.”
This was a counter-thrust with a vengeance.
“Besides.” continued Robur, “With your balloons as good as you can make
them you will never obtain any speed worth mentioning. It would take
you ten years to go round the world—and a flying machine could do it in
a week!”
Here arose a new tempest of protests and denials which lasted for three
long minutes. And then Phil Evans look up the word.
“Mr. Aviator.” he said “you who talk so much of the benefits of
aviation, have you ever aviated?”
“I have.”
“And made the conquest of the air?”
“Not unlikely.”
“Hooray for Robur the Conqueror!” shouted an ironical voice.
“Well, yes! Robur the Conqueror! I accept the name and I will bear it,
for I have a right to it!”
“We beg to doubt it!” said Jem Chip.
“Gentlemen.” said Robur, and his brows knit, “when I have just
seriously stated a serious thing I do not permit anyone to reply to me
by a flat denial, and I shall be glad to know the name of the
interrupter.”
“My name is Chip, and I am a vegetarian.”
“Citizen Chip.” said Robur, “I knew that vegetarians had longer
alimentary canals than other men—a good foot longer at the least. That
is quite long enough; and so do not compel me to make you any longer by
beginning at your ears and—”
“Throw him out.”
“Into the street with him!”
“Lynch him!”
“Helix him!”
The rage of the balloonists burst forth at last. They rushed at the
platform. Robur disappeared amid a sheaf of hands that were thrown
about as if caught in a storm. In vain the steam whistle screamed its
fanfares on to the assembly. Philadelphia might well think that a fire
was devouring one of its quarters and that all the waters of the
Schuyllkill could not put it out.
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