By eleven o’clock quiet had been restored in the neighborhood of Walnut
Street. Philadelphia was able to sink again into that sound sleep which
is the privilege of non-manufacturing towns. The different members of
the club parted to seek their respective houses. To mention the most
distinguished amongst them, William T. Forbes sought his large sugar
establishment, where Miss Doll and Miss Mat had prepared for him his
evening tea, sweetened with his own glucose. Truck Milnor took the road
to his factory in the distant suburb, where the engines worked day and
night. Treasurer Jim Chip, publicly accused of possessing an alimentary
canal twelve inches longer than that of other men, returned to the
vegetable soup that was waiting for him.
Two of the most important balloonists—two only—did not seem to think of
returning so soon to their domicile. They availed themselves of the
opportunity to discuss the question with more than usual acrimony.
These were the irreconcilables, Uncle Prudent and Phil Evans, the
president and secretary of the Weldon Institute.
At the door of the club the valet Frycollin waited for Uncle Prudent,
his master, and at last he went after him, though he cared but little
for the subject which had set the two colleagues at loggerheads.
It is only an euphemism that the verb “discuss” can be used to express
the way in which the duet between the president and secretary was being
performed. As a matter of fact they were in full wrangle with an energy
born of their old rivalry.
“No, Sir, no.” said Phil Evans. “If I had had the honor of being
president of the Weldon Institute, there never, no, never, would have
been such a scandal.”
“And what would you have done, if you had had the honor?” demanded
Uncle Prudent.
“I would have stopped the insulter before he had opened his mouth.”
“It seems to me it would have been impossible to stop him until he had
opened his mouth.” replied Uncle Prudent.
“Not in America, Sir; not in America.”
And exchanging such observations, increasing in bitterness as they
went, they walked on through the streets farther and farther from their
homes, until they reached a part of the city whence they had to go a
long way round to get back.
Frycollin followed, by no means at ease to see his master plunging into
such deserted spots. He did not like deserted spots, particularly after
midnight. In fact the darkness was profound, and the moon was only a
thin crescent just beginning its monthly life. Frycollin kept a lookout
to the left and right of him to see if he was followed. And he fancied
he could see five or six hulking follows dogging his footsteps.
Instinctively he drew nearer to his master, but not for the world would
he have dared to break in on the conversation of which the fragments
reached him.
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