I thought that I had heard the voice before, but when, over the shoulder
of the valet, I caught a glimpse of a large, fleshy, bull-face, with a
flattened Michael Angelo nose in the centre of it, I knew at once that it
was my neighbour at the supper party.
“It’s Warr, the prizefighter, sir,” said I.
“Yes, sir,” said our visitor, pushing his huge form into the room. “It’s
Bill Warr, landlord of the One Ton public-’ouse, Jermyn Street, and the
gamest man upon the list. There’s only one thing that ever beat me, Sir
Charles, and that was my flesh, which creeps over me that amazin’ fast
that I’ve always got four stone that ’as no business there. Why, sir,
I’ve got enough to spare to make a feather-weight champion out of. You’d
’ardly think, to look at me, that even after Mendoza fought me I was able
to jump the four-foot ropes at the ring-side just as light as a little
kiddy; but if I was to chuck my castor into the ring now I’d never get it
till the wind blew it out again, for blow my dicky if I could climb
after. My respec’s to you, young sir, and I ’ope I see you well.”
My uncle’s face had expressed considerable disgust at this invasion of
his privacy, but it was part of his position to be on good terms with the
fighting-men, so he contented himself with asking curtly what business
had brought him there. For answer the huge prizefighter looked meaningly
at the valet.
“It’s important, Sir Charles, and between man and man,” said he.
“You may go, Lorimer. Now, Warr, what is the matter?”
The bruiser very calmly seated himself astride of a chair with his arms
resting upon the back of it.
“I’ve got information, Sir Charles,” said he.
“Well, what is it?” cried my uncle, impatiently.
“Information of value.”
“Out with it, then!”
“Information that’s worth money,” said Warr, and pursed up his lips.
“I see. You want to be paid for what you know?”
The prizefighter smiled an affirmative.
“Well, I don’t buy things on trust. You should know me better than to
try on such a game with me.”
“I know you for what you are, Sir Charles, and that is a noble, slap-up
Corinthian. But if I was to use this against you, d’ye see, it would be
worth ’undreds in my pocket. But my ’eart won’t let me do it, for Bill
Warr’s always been on the side o’ good sport and fair play. If I use it
for you, then I expect that you won’t see me the loser.”
“You can do what you like,” said my uncle. “If your news is of service
to me, I shall know how to treat you.”
“You can’t say fairer than that. We’ll let it stand there, gov’nor, and
you’ll do the ’andsome thing, as you ’ave always ’ad the name for doin’.
Well, then, your man, Jim ’Arisen, fights Crab Wilson, of Gloucester, at
Crawley Down to-morrow mornin’ for a stake.”
“What of that?”
“Did you ’appen to know what the bettin’ was yesterday?”
“It was three to two on Wilson.”
“Right you are, gov’nor. Three to two was offered in my own bar-parlour.
D’you know what the bettin’ is to-day?”
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