“I have not been out yet.”
“Then I’ll tell you. It’s seven to one against your man.”
“What?”
“Seven to one, gov’nor, no less.”
“You’re talking nonsense, Warr! How could the betting change from three
to two to seven to one?”
“Ive been to Tom Owen’s, and I’ve been to the ’Ole in the Wall, and I’ve
been to the Waggon and ’Orses, and you can get seven to one in any of
them. There’s tons of money being laid against your man. It’s a ’orse
to a ’en in every sportin’ ’ouse and boozin’ ken from ’ere to Stepney.”
For a moment the expression upon my uncle’s face made me realize that
this match was really a serious matter to him. Then he shrugged his
shoulders with an incredulous smile.
“All the worse for the fools who give the odds,” said he. “My man is all
right. You saw him yesterday, nephew?”
“He was all right yesterday, sir.”
“If anything had gone wrong I should have heard.”
“But perhaps,” said Warr, “it ’as not gone wrong with ’im _yet_.”
“What d’you mean?”
“I’ll tell you what I mean, sir. You remember Berks? You know that ’e
ain’t to be overmuch depended on at any time, and that ’e ’ad a grudge
against your man ’cause ’e laid ’im out in the coach-’ouse. Well, last
night about ten o’clock in ’e comes into my bar, and the three bloodiest
rogues in London at ’is ’eels. There was Red Ike, ’im that was warned
off the ring ’cause ’e fought a cross with Bittoon; and there was
Fightin’ Yussef, who would sell ’is mother for a seven-shillin’-bit; the
third was Chris McCarthy, who is a fogle-snatcher by trade, with a pitch
outside the ’Aymarket Theatre. You don’t often see four such beauties
together, and all with as much as they could carry, save only Chris, who
is too leary a cove to drink when there’s somethin’ goin’ forward. For
my part, I showed ’em into the parlour, not ’cos they was worthy of it,
but ’cos I knew right well they would start bashin’ some of my customers,
and maybe get my license into trouble if I left ’em in the bar. I served
’em with drink, and stayed with ’em just to see that they didn’t lay
their ’ands on the stuffed parroquet and the pictures.
“Well, gov’nor, to cut it short, they began to talk about the fight, and
they all laughed at the idea that young Jim ’Arrison could win it—all
except Chris, and e’ kept a-nudging and a-twitchin’ at the others until
Joe Berks nearly gave him a wipe across the face for ’is trouble. I saw
somethin’ was in the wind, and it wasn’t very ’ard to guess what it
was—especially when Red Ike was ready to put up a fiver that Jim ’Arrison
would never fight at all. So I up to get another bottle of liptrap, and
I slipped round to the shutter that we pass the liquor through from the
private bar into the parlour. I drew it an inch open, and I might ’ave
been at the table with them, I could ’ear every word that clearly.
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