Each Nation is supposed to share in the Peace terms according to what they have done in the war, Holland gets the KAISER, Mexico the CROWN PRINCE, Now the Pres has to get back here before Mar 1st when the Country goes in into the hands of the Republicans or they are liable to want to charge him a tarriff to get in again, OF COURSE WE DONT RECEIVE MUCH NEWS OF THE PEACE CONFERENCE. FIRST FEW WEEKS THEY ARE ALL JUST COMPLIMENTING EACH OTHER. WAIT TILL THEY GO TO DIVIDE UP SOMETHING. (What a truth that turned out to be) Well by this time Congress was getting pretty rough so Pres W grabbed his boat and commuted back home, Said I think I will land in BOSTON the old Pilgrim Fathers had pretty fair luck, and _nobody has ever landed there since_, Germany couldent figure out how America could get troops over there and get them trained so quick they dident know that in our manual there is nothing about RETREATING and when you only got to teach an Army to go one way you can do it in half the time, I feel pretty proud over that last little gag, As I used it before Pres Wilson in Washington and he repeated it in his Boston speech, Saying "as one of our AMERICAN HUMORISTS says," Up to then I had only been an ordinary Rope thrower, _Pretty tough when the Pres cops your act,_ Pres had pretty good luck on that 1st trip they saw his 14 points and raised him -------- ---- more Says in there, "There is to be no more wars" and then there was a Paragraph a little further down told you where to get your AMMUNITION in case there was one, Now he come's back to Washington to explain the _LEAGUE OF NATIONS_ to Congress You know those guys cant read anything and understand it, But after eating out of 15 million dollar Gold Plates and hobnobbing with Kings and Dukes can you imagine how Congress looked to him when he come back, Had All the Senators up to dinner at White House Took Ham Lewis three days to dress for it, _Not much news from the Dinner Burleson copped the Phones,_ On last day went up to Capitol to sign all the bills Congress had passed Well after he had signed the _bill_, Then he went before Congress and balled out the WILFUL 37, he was busier than Mcadoo with a new train, HE and Taft both spoke on same stage first time Pres and x-pres ever _agreed_, I still wanted to go along but he said: "wait Will till some other trip and I will take you," You know _13_ is his lucky number if they dont sign this up on this trip he knows they will on his 13th trip, You see Congress got sore cause he did not call them in extra session, You know the next Con, is _Republican_, Be a good joke on them if he dident call them at all wouldent it, Back to Paris to meet Col House the only man the Pres ever listened too, MR DANIELS went over. First time they have ever taken Josephus anywhere, He will be allright in a crowd, Made Mr Hoover food DICTATOR for all the Allies That means that _BELG FRANCE_ and _ENG_, are not going to get any _more_ to eat than we do,