Rogers-isms, the Cowboy Philosopher on the Peace ConferenceRogers, Will
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Rogers-isms, the Cowboy Philosopher on the Peace Conference
Rogers, Will
Paris Peace Conference (1919-1920) -- Humor; World War, 1914-1918 -- Humor
Been working on this League of Nations all winter, Finally
one of the deligates said "What about Peace with Germany"
The others all said "thats right we never thought of that,"
Went to call in Germany and they said "Why we had give you
all up thought you wasent coming, We got a better offer
from the Bolsheveki"
=They offer us no indemnities and no Baths,=
If they ever have another war lets have it understood before
they start what each Nation wants at the finish,
All those Nations claim they were fighting for freedom, But
of course a little more land would make a little more
Freedom,
One thing about this League, The last war there were only 10
or 15 nations in it now if they all sign this they can all
be in the next one, It wont be near so exclusive,
_Course its hard to please everybody Taft tried that,_
If Pres Wilson had any doubts about this League of Nations
being put through he should have taken some of these
Prohibitionist. They would have shown him how to get it
through whether people wanted it or not,
France says they would have more confidence in this League
if they would slip a couple of Nations in between them and
Germany,
I WONDER IF WE QUIT FIGHTING TOO QUICK AND DIDENT SIGN PEACE
QUICK ENOUGH,
Dont get impatient. It has been just this hard at the end of
every war to try and prevent another one,
Pres on his last voyage home said the Monroe Doctrine was
fully protected already And to show them that it was, He has
now put it in,
This Monroe thing the Republicans talk so much of and know
so little about, Protects us against everything but VILLA.
And in the whole History of America he is the only _Nation_
that ever attacked us,
Italy says they will pick up their Marbles and go home
Pres Wilson says you may Fiume, But you will never get it,
Today is Japans day to threaten to pack their kimonas and
leave,
Italy bases her claim on an old treaty, She cant afford to
trace her Treatys back too far, _If I remember she
originally was signed up with Germany_,
Pres Wilson certainly used good judgement in visiting Italy
when he first went over,
Sectry BAKER has gone back over to France again think old
Newt, kinder likes PARIS,
_They wanted Mcadoo to go but the salary wasent right,_
Can you imagine a guy that couldent make a living out of all
the jobs he held, I would love to have just half what one
Republican would have made out of all that,
Lot of Reps dont want this League Gag to pass they are
jealous cause the Democrats ran the last war, And they want
to have another one to show how much better they could run
one than the Democrats,
Even the Big 4 seem to be losing confidence, They have
removed the words High Contracting Parties, which appeared
418 times in the original and now speak of it meekly as
members of the League,
We know Pres Wilson had a lot to do with drafting it, Cause
it has so many WORDS
Now it will take longer to explain it than it did to write
it,
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