Rogues and VagabondsSims, George R. (George Robert)
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Rogues and Vagabonds
Sims, George R. (George Robert)
Criminals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
George Heritage marching down the street with a reticule in his hand
was a sight worth seeing. He felt as proud of his commission as if Her
Majesty had made him a plenipotentiary. He wasn’t quite sure where you
got the flour and the eggs, so he tried the butcher’s for the latter
and the greengrocer’s for the former, but at last he got into the right
shops.
‘I want some flour, please,’ he said to the man behind the counter.
‘How much, sir?’
‘Well, I don’t know quite. About enough to make a toad-in-the-hole for
two.’
The man stared at his customer for a minute, and then suggested perhaps
half a quartern would do.
‘Certainly,’ said George. If the man had said a hundredweight or an
ounce he would have said the same.
When all his commissions were executed—though not without considerable
puzzling over quantities—George marched home in triumph.
He had only broken one egg and let the flour all over the reticle by
poking the chops in so that the sharp point of the bone made a hole in
the bag. Bess lifted the lid, looked into the reticule, and gave a
little scream.
It was annoying to have the chops and a broken egg and the flour all
mixed up together; but still, as it was George’s first journey to
market, he was forgiven.
He had a hug, and was ordered to sit still and not get into mischief
while his wife went downstairs into the kitchen and prepared the
delicate dish.
It was a happy dinner, I can tell you; better than all your Richmond
follies and your London restaurant nonsenses. The toad-in-the-hole was
delicious, and George insisted upon Miss Duck tasting it, and he
informed Miss Duck that he’d been to market, and did Miss Duck ever
taste anything so delicious in her life?
Miss Duck said, ‘La, Mr. Smith, what a funny man you are!’ and then
George made small jokes, smaller than any Jabez had ever been guilty of
in his life; but Miss Duck giggled prodigiously.
George declared privately to Bess that Miss Duck was a very decent old
soul; and as Georgina had been particularly gracious, Bess agreed that
she was. ‘Only it’s lucky for you. George, she’s so old and plain, or I
should be jealous.’
I hope Miss Duck wasn’t listening at the key-hole to hear this remark,
and I sincerely trust she wasn’t looking through it to witness the
manner in which George closed Bess’s wicked little mouth.
That was yesterday. This morning there is no frivolity going on. George
is reading the newspaper in order to find a berth that will suit him.
The disappearance of half his capital has reminded him that he is no
longer a gentleman, but a young man who has a wife to keep and his
living to earn.
When he comes to a likely advertisement, he reads it aloud to Bess, and
they discuss it.
‘How do you think this will do, dear?’ he says, presently:
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