Rogues and VagabondsSims, George R. (George Robert)
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Rogues and Vagabonds
Sims, George R. (George Robert)
Criminals -- Fiction; London (England) -- Fiction
The parrot’s interruptions were shameful and scandalous. When Miss
Adrian was there he had to be quieted with lumps of sugar. He rarely
swore before her. Gertie was very thankful for that. The parrot only
swore as a rule at grandfather. But Polly interrupted lessons; in fact,
she took part in them.
When Miss Ruth, by constant repetition, had impressed upon Gertie that
England was an island, surrounded by water, the parrot said ‘Humbug,’
and persisted in saying ‘Humbug.’
Gertie apologised for Polly’s rudeness, and hoped her mistress would
look over it, and Ruth laughed merrily and told her it was Polly’s bad
bringing up.
Then, again, when Gertie repeated the multiplication table, and said,
‘Twice one is two,’ Polly would shriek out ‘Gammon.’
‘Humbug’ and ‘gammon’ were the mildest words in Polly’s vocabulary.
Doubtless she selected them for the occasion in deference to Miss
Adrian.
When her mistress was gone Gertie would lecture Polly severely.
‘Polly,’ she said, one day, with tears in her eyes, ‘unless you repent
you’ll go to the bad place. You must have a new heart, Polly. Oh,
Polly, why are you so wicked?’
‘Humbug,’ shrieked Polly, with a chuckle.
‘But you _are_ wicked, Polly; and nothing that’s wicked can be happy.
Miss Adrian says so.’
‘Gammon,’ shrieked Polly.
Gertie gave Polly up in despair, and turned to Lion for comfort. He at
least was good, and did not swear and use bad words.
‘Look at Lion, Polly, what an example he sets you,’ exclaimed Gertie
one day in despair. ‘Lion’s a——’
‘Humbug,’ interrupted the Satanic bird.
‘He’s not a humbug, Polly,’ cried the child, stamping her little foot.
‘He’s a dear, kind, loving dog. But we forgive you, because we must
forgive our enemies. Miss Adrian says so.’
‘Gammon, said the bird; and then suddenly it leapt about the cage,
shrieking and swearing so fiercely that Gertie seized Lion by the
collar and led him out of the room, offering up a little prayer as she
went that Polly might see the error of her ways before she died and was
utterly lost.
During Heckett’s illness the lessons had been abandoned, but from time
to time Gertie had exchanged greetings with her kind teacher at the
door.
When the old man got well enough to be about, he began to go out as
usual, and Gertie was delighted to think she could renew her studies
and the happy times with Miss Adrian.
One visit, which was paid a few days after Heckett’s renewal of his old
habits, was fraught with consequences so serious to all concerned that
it will require a chapter to itself.
CHAPTER X.
IN WHICH GRIGG AND LIMPET EXPLAIN.
Time?’ asked Grigg.
‘Eleven,’ said Limpet, looking at his watch.
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