Families -- Fiction; Theater -- Great Britain -- Fiction
Accidents in firework factories occurred so often in those days, when
the law had not yet recognised gunpowder as a means to provide popular
diversion and taken steps in the Explosives Act to safeguard its
employment, that for six poorhouse children to lose their lives and for
two others to be permanently maimed was hardly considered as serious as
the destruction of two comparatively new houses in York Street. Madame
Oriano’s own escape was voted miraculous, especially when it was borne
in mind that both her legs had to be amputated; and while some pointed
out that if she had not been sleeping in that florid four-post bed she
need not have had her legs crushed by the canopy, others were equally
quick to argue that it was precisely that canopy which saved the rest
of her body from being crushed as completely as her legs. The bed
certainly saved Letizia.
The accident was attributed to the inhuman carelessness of a parish
apprentice known as Arthur Wellington, whereby he had placed a
composition star on the hob of a lighted fire in order to dry it more
expeditiously before being rammed into the casing of a Roman candle.
Caleb in his evidence suggested that parish apprentices were inclined
to make up for lost time in this abominable way. Everybody shook his
head at the wickedness of parish apprentices, but nobody thought of
blaming Caleb for the arrangement of a workroom that permitted such a
dangerous method of making up for lost time. As for Caleb himself, when
he had recovered from the shock of so nearly finding himself in Heaven
before he had planned to retire there from the business of existence,
he began to realise that the destruction of the factory was the best
thing that could have happened for an earthly future that he hoped long
to enjoy. He took the first opportunity of laying before Madame Oriano
his views about that future. Should his proposal rouse her to anger,
he could feel safe, inasmuch as she could certainly not get out of bed
to attack him and was unlikely to leave the hospital for many weeks to
come.
“Well, I willa always say dissa one ting, my friend, and datta is I
have never had no _esplosione_ in alla my life before dissa one. Such
_fortuna_ could never last for ever, I am secure. My legs, they makka
me a little bad, datta is all.”
Caleb regarded his mistress where she was lying in bed looking like a
sharp-eyed bird in tropical vegetation, under the gaudy satin coverlet
of her four-poster which she had insisted on having mended and brought
to the hospital.
“I’m sure we ought all of us to be very thankful to our Father Who put
His loving arms around us and kept us safe,” he oozed.
Madame Oriano, become an old lady since her accident, smiled grimly.
“_Peccato che Nostro Padre non ha pensato per mie povere gambe!_” she
muttered.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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