Families -- Fiction; Theater -- Great Britain -- Fiction
Meanwhile, inside the tabernacle Bram was wondering what he should
do with the beastly place. He struck a match, but the shadows it
conjured all over the great gaunt building made him nervous, and he
soon abandoned the project of burning the whole place to the ground. He
thought and thought how to celebrate his adventure at the expense of
the worshippers when they gathered together to-morrow morning to groan
loudly over their own sins and louder still over the sins of other
people. He could think of nothing. Inspiration was utterly lacking.
Had he known beforehand that he was going to break into Bethesda like
this, what a multitude of tricks he would have been ready to play. As
it was, he would just have to climb out again and be content with the
barren triumph of having climbed in. He had struck another match to
light his path out among the benches without barking his shins as he
had barked them feeling his way in from the window, and it illuminated
a cardboard packet of tintacks evidently left there by the caretaker,
who must have been renovating something or other in honour of the
approaching Sabbath. Bram did not hesitate, but forthwith arranged four
tintacks on each of the pitch-pine chairs of the eleven apostles and
actually half-a-dozen, and these carefully chosen for their length and
sharpness, on the marble chair of the chief apostle himself. For once
in a way he should look forward to Sunday morning; for the first time
in his life he should be able to encounter with relish the smell of
veils and varnish in Bethesda. Of course, it would be too much to hope
that all the fifty tintacks would strike home, but the chances were
good for a generous proportion of successes, because it was the custom
of the twelve apostles to march in from the apostolic snuggery and
simultaneously take their seats with the precision of the parade-ground.
While Bram was having to stand up and listen to a long pi-jaw that
night on his return, he nearly laughed aloud in thinking that to-morrow
morning in Bethesda his father who occupied at present the chair of
James the Less would wish that he was standing too. Before going to bed
Bram went to wish good night to his grandmother and thank her for the
way she had helped him.
“I wish I could travel round the world, grandmamma.”
“Ah, child, be glad that you can still have wishes. It’s when all your
wishes turn to regrets that you can begin sobbing. Here am I, with only
one wish left.”
“What’s that?”
“The grave,” said the old lady.
Bram was startled when his grandmother said this with such simple
earnestness. Death presented itself to his young mind as something so
fantastically remote that thus to speak of it as within the scope of a
practical wish seemed to demand some kind of distraction to cure such
excitability.
“You never go to Bethesda, do you, grandmamma?”
She laughed and shook her head.
“I wish you’d come to-morrow morning.”
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