Romance of California Life: Illustrated by Pacific Slope Stories, Thrilling, Pathetic and HumorousHabberton, John
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Romance of California Life: Illustrated by Pacific Slope Stories, Thrilling, Pathetic and Humorous
Habberton, John
California -- Fiction
"It's a good way from the station, pet," I ventured to remark.
Sophronia's enthusiasm gave place to scorn; she withdrew her
affectionate demonstration, and replied:
"Spoken like a real man! The practical, always--the ideal, never! Once I
dreamed of the companionship of a congenial spirit, but, alas! 'A good
way from the station!' Were _I_ a man, I would, to reside in such a
bower, plod cheerily over miles of prosaic clods."
"And you'd get your shapely boots most shockingly muddy," I thought, as
the agent opened one of the front windows and invited us to enter.
"French windows, too!" exclaimed Sophronia; "oh Pierre! And see that
exquisite old mantel; it looks as if it had been carved from ebony upon
the banks of one of the Queen of the Adriatic's noiseless by-ways. And
these tiny rooms, how cozy--how like fairy land! Again I declare, we
will take it! Let us return at once to the city--how I loathe the
thought of treading its noisy thoroughfares again!--and order our
carpets and furniture."
"Are you sure you won't be lonesome here, darling?" I asked. "It is
quite a distance from any neighbors."
"A true woman is never lonesome when she can commune with Nature,"
replied Sophronia. "Besides," she continued, in a less exalted strain,
"I shall have Laura Stanley and Stella Sykes with me most of the time."
The agent drove us back to his office, spending not more than ten
minutes on the road; yet the time sufficed Sophronia to give me in
detail her idea of the combination of carpets, shades, furniture,
pictures, etc., which would be in harmony with our coming domicile.
Suddenly nature reasserted her claims, and Sophronia addressed the
agent.
"Your partner told my husband that there were a lake and two brooks at
Villa Valley. I should like to see them."
"Certainly, ma'am," replied the agent, promptly; "I'll drive you past
them as you go to the train."
Ten minutes later the lease was made out and signed. I was moved to
interrupt the agent with occasional questions, such as, "Isn't the house
damp?" "Any mosquitoes?" "Is the water good and plentiful?" "Does the
cellar extend under the whole house?" But the coldly practical nature of
these queries affected Sophronia's spirits so unpleasantly, that, out of
pure affection, I forebore. Then the agent invited us into his carriage
again, and said he would drive us to the lower depot.
"Two stations?" I inquired.
"Yes," said he; "and one's as near to your house as the other."
"_Your_ house," whispered Sophronia, turning her soulful eyes full upon
me, and inserting her delicate elbow with unnecessary force between my
not heavily covered ribs--"_your_ house! Oh, Pierre! does not the
dignity of having a house appear to you like a beautiful vision?"
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