Romance of California Life: Illustrated by Pacific Slope Stories, Thrilling, Pathetic and HumorousHabberton, John
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Romance of California Life: Illustrated by Pacific Slope Stories, Thrilling, Pathetic and Humorous
Habberton, John
California -- Fiction
"I strove for an instant to frame a reply in keeping with Sophronia's
mental condition, when an unpleasant odor saluted my nose. That
Sophronia was conscious of the same disgusting atmospheric feature, I
learned by the sound of a decided sniff. Looking about us, I saw a large
paper mill beside a stream, whose contents looked sewer-like.
"Smell the paper-mash boiling?" asked the agent. "Peculiar, isn't it?
Very healthy, though, they say."
On the opposite side of the road trickled a small gutter, full of a
reddish-brown liquid, its source seeming to be a dye-house behind us.
Just then we drove upon a bridge, which crossed a vile pool, upon the
shore of which was a rolling-mill.
"Here's the lake," said the agent; "Dellwild Lake, they call it. And
here's the brooks emptying into it, one on each side of the road."
Sophronia gasped and looked solemn. Her thoughtfulness lasted but a
moment, however; then she applied her daintily perfumed handkerchief to
her nose and whispered: "Dellwild! Charbig dabe, Pierre, dod't you thig
so?"
During the fortnight which followed, Sophronia and I visited
house-furnishing stores, carpet dealers, furniture warehouses, picture
stores, and _bric-a-brac_ shops. The agent was very kind; he sent a boy
to the house with the keys every time the express wished to deliver any
of our goods. Finally, the carpet dealer having reported the carpets
laid, Sophronia, I, and our newly engaged servant, started by rail to
Villa Valley, three double-truck loads of furniture preceding us by way
of the turnpike. I had thoughtfully ordered quite a quantity of
provisions put into the house, in advance of our arrival. Hiring a
carriage at the station, and obtaining the keys of the agent, we drove
to our residence. Sophronia, to use her own expression, 'felt as she
imagined Juno did, when first installed as mistress of the rosy summit
of the divine mount; while I, though scarcely in a mood to compare
myself with Jove, was conscious of a new and delightful sense of
manliness. The shades and curtains were in the windows, the sun shone
warmly upon them, and a bright welcome seemed to extend itself from the
whole face of the cottage. I unlocked the door and tenderly kissed my
darling under the lintel; then we stepped into the parlor. Sophronia
immediately exclaimed:
"Gracious!"
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