Romance of California Life: Illustrated by Pacific Slope Stories, Thrilling, Pathetic and HumorousHabberton, John
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Romance of California Life: Illustrated by Pacific Slope Stories, Thrilling, Pathetic and Humorous
Habberton, John
California -- Fiction
The word that escaped _my_ lips, I shrink from placing upon the printed
page. A barrel of flour, one of sugar, another of corned beef, and a
half-barrel of molasses, a box of candles, a can of kerosene oil, some
cases of canned fruits, a box of laundry soap, three wash-tubs, and a
firkin of butter--all these, and many other packages, covered the parlor
floor, and sent up a smell suggestive of an unventilated grocery. The
flour had sifted between the staves of the barrel, the molasses had
dripped somewhat, the box of soap had broken open and a single bar had
been fastened to the carpet by the seal of a boot-heel of heroic size.
Sophronia stepped into little pools of molasses, and the effect seemed
to be that the carpet rose to bestow sweet clinging kisses upon the
dainty feet of the loveliest of her sex.
"Horrible!" ejaculated Sophronia.
"And here come the trucks," said I, looking out of the window, "and the
one with the parlor furniture is in front."
Fortunately, the truckmen were good-tempered and amenable to reason,
expressed by means of currency; so we soon had the provisions moved into
the kitchen. Then the senior truckman kindly consented to dispose of an
old tarpaulin, at about twice the price of a piece of velvet carpet of
similar size, and this we spread upon the parlor floor while the
furniture should be brought in. Sophronia assumed the direction of
proceedings, but it soon became evident that she was troubled.
"The room, evidently, was not arranged for this furniture," said she.
And she spoke truthfully. We had purchased a lounge, a large
centre-table, an _etagere_, a Turkish chair, two reception chairs,
four chairs to match the lounge, a rocker or two, an elegant firescreen,
and several other articles of furniture, and there was considerable
difficulty experienced, not only in arranging them, but in getting them
into the parlor at all. Finally, the senior truckman spoke:
[Illustration: A BRIGHT WELCOME SEEMED TO EXTEND ITSELF FROM THE WHOLE
FACE OF THE COTTAGE.]
"The only way to git everythin' in, is to fix 'em the way we do at the
store--set 'em close together."
He spoke truly; and Sophronia, with a sigh, assented to such an
arrangement, suggesting that we could rearrange the furniture afterward,
and stipulating only that the lounge should be placed in the front of
the room. This done, there were three-and-a-half feet of space between
the front of the lounge and the inside of the window-casings.
We can, at least, sit upon it and lose our souls in the dying glories of
the sun upon the eternal hills, and--"Gracious, Pierre, where's the
piano to go?"
Sure enough; and the piano was already at the door. The senior truckman
cast his professional eye at the vacant space, and spoke:
"You can put it right there," said he. "There won't be no room fur the
stool to go behind it; but if you put the key-board to the front, an'
open the winder, you can stand outdoors an' play."
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