Cousins -- Fiction; English fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, English; Villages -- England -- Fiction
But his greatest delight of all was to hear Jack struggling with the
genealogy in St. Luke. A series of chuckles issued from the corner where
the old man lay ensconced, that gathered in volume with every fresh fall;
and when the boy, hot and discomfited, retired from the fray, there was a
pause in the proceedings till the old man had recovered himself
sufficiently to resume his functions. His luncheon meanwhile had been
progressing steadily, not without the gurgling sound of something
comforting to facilitate digestion. It puzzled me for years to discover
the _raison d’ être_ of this extraordinary meal, knowing as I did that an
hour later he would be dining with one of his cottagers, after careful
preliminary enquiry as to which house could offer the most attractive
fare. Only quite lately, long after the idea of luncheon had been
stereotyped upon my brain, I found out that the so-called luncheon was,
after all, no luncheon at all, but only a retarded breakfast. Our Rector
being a late riser, and having a five-mile walk before him, could find no
opportunity of taking it in comfort till he had reached the haven of the
parish reading desk.
A cigar was the indispensable accompaniment of the second Lesson, during
which period its fumes could be seen ascending like “curling incense” to
the blackened rafters of the roof. Indeed, the only thing that ever
really shattered my father’s equanimity was the sight of its reeking end,
projected over his head from the sill of the reading desk, where the
Rector had reluctantly placed it while he applied himself to the
requirements of the “Benedictus.”
When the flageolet sounded the key note of the first hymn, the Rector
regarded it as the signal of a temporary relaxation. He was for a time
off duty, and the cigar was again in requisition. But in fine and balmy
weather, he found the atmosphere of the church too close for its
enjoyment. It “gathered sweetness from the open air.” So, attired in
surplice, stole and bands, our Rector strolled out into the
churchyard—giving us pleasant little vista-views of his enjoyment as he
passed and re-passed the windows of the aisles. That it might be enjoyed
in perfection and unto the end, the hymns selected were inordinately
long. But, if fate was against him, and the wind light, and the cigar
drew slowly, he had no false shame in appearing on the chancel steps to
announce with all the dignity of a formal notice that the last two verses
of the hymn would be repeated. After which he disappeared into the
churchyard again.
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