Cousins -- Fiction; English fiction -- 19th century; Short stories, English; Villages -- England -- Fiction
Who was she? and how had he managed it? were the questions I asked myself
at the time. Somehow or other, I couldn’t imagine Ronald proposing to
his lady-love in a conventional, Christianlike way. True, time had
sobered him considerably. He was now a handsome young fellow, living
quietly and sedately with his uncle at Broadwater; not easy to recognise
as the lad who had discomfited an itinerant preacher, and played the
stable-boy on the race-course at Bayview. But the spirit of Bohemianism
dies hard, and I was possessed with the idea that, even in the act of
“placing himself” for life, Ronald would make opportunity for a final
fling. He was having a really bad time of it with his uncle, and, in
spite of occasional outbursts, when the Viking blood got the better of
him, had been fairly amenable to discipline. The old man, I know, must
have been a constant thorn in his flesh; very selfish, and very dogmatic
on all points, especially politics. If he could have reasoned logically
himself, or have listened to reason in others, he would have been less
objectionable. But he formed his opinions on grounds as strictly
illogical as does the average woman, and, to do him justice, never
abandoned them. For example:
“What a grand speech that was of Gladstone’s yesterday, Ronald!”
“Do you think so, sir? It seemed a trifle commonplace to me in
comparison with Dizzy’s reply.”
“Pshaw! Dizzy’s no speaker at all compared with him.”
“Did you ever hear him, sir?”
“Never—and don’t want to.”
“Then you have read his speeches, sir?”
“Never—and I hope I never may.”
This was his recognised line of argument (Heaven save the mark!) on all
topics. Yet to differ from any of his conclusions was a most serious
offence, which Ronald in time learned how to avoid. His own part in a
conversation became limited to a series of characterless phrases—“Yes,
sir,” “No, sir,” “Of course, sir”—which passed muster as entirely
satisfactory. Occasionally, it is true, they were flavoured with a salt
of sarcasm, but as this only rebounded harmlessly, without piercing his
uncle’s pachydermatous hide, the peace was seldom broken between them.
Outsiders were less merciful.
“Growing a trifle dogmatical is Heyward, isn’t he?”—one club member would
say to another—when a theory, accepted obediently by my uncle’s
household, had been thrust a little prematurely down a stranger’s throat.
“But there: he’s getting on in years—sixty, I should say, if he’s a
day—and we shall all of us like our own way then. Indeed, youngsters
like it too, as a Master of Trinity found with his junior Fellows. ‘Not
one of us is infallible,’ he said to them, ‘not even the youngest.’”
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