Children's stories, American; Fairy tales -- United States; Fantasy literature; Short stories
The last he saw of them they were walking away in the rain eating bread
and butter. And they took off their hats so the rain ran down and slid
off on the bangs of their foreheads.
Hatrack the Horse turned to the umbrellas and said, “We know how to make
a surprise party when we get a visit from the Babylonian Baboons with
their bangs falling down their foreheads—don’t we?”
That is what happened, as Hatrack the Horse told it to the night
policeman in the Village of Cream Puffs.
[Illustration]
[Illustration]
How Six Umbrellas Took Off Their Straw Hats to Show Respect to the One
Big Umbrella
Wherever Dippy the Wisp went she was always changing hats. She carried
two hat boxes with big picture hats on her _right_ arm. And she carried
two hat boxes with big picture hats on her _left_ arm. And she changed
from green and gold hats to purple and gray hats and then back to green
and gold whenever she felt like it.
Now the hill that runs down from the shanty of Hatrack the Horse toward
the Village of Cream Puffs is a long, long hill. And one morning the old
man sat watching and away down at the bottom of the long, long hill he
saw four hat boxes. Somebody was coming to call on him. And he knew it
was Dippy the Wisp.
The hat boxes came up the hill. He saw them stop once, stop twice, stop
more times. So he knew Dippy the Wisp was changing hats, changing from
green and gold to purple and gray and then back to green and gold.
When at last she got to the top of the hill and came to the shanty of
Hatrack the Horse, she said to him, “Make up a story and tell me. Make
up the story about umbrellas. You have traveled all over the Rootabaga
Country, you have seen so many umbrellas, and such wonderful umbrellas.
Make me up a big elegant story about umbrellas.”
So Hatrack the Horse took his hat _off_ his head, reached around and
hung it _on_ one of the shoulder bones sticking out behind on his back.
And the old man looked with a faraway look down the long, long hill
running from his shanty toward the Village of Cream Puffs. Then he told
her this story:
One summer afternoon I came home and found all the umbrellas sitting in
the kitchen, with straw hats on, telling each other who they are.
The umbrella that feeds the fishes fresh buns every morning stood up and
said, “I am the umbrella that feeds the fishes fresh buns every
morning.”
The umbrella that fixes the clocks free of charge stood up and said, “I
am the umbrella that fixes the clocks free of charge.”
The umbrella that peels the potatoes with a pencil and makes a pink ink
with the peelings, stood up and said, “I am the umbrella that peels the
potatoes with a pencil and makes a pink ink with the peelings.”
The umbrella that eats the rats with pepper and salt and a clean napkin
every morning, stood up and said, “I am the umbrella that eats the rats
with pepper and salt and a clean napkin every morning.”
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