Children's stories, American; Fairy tales -- United States; Fantasy literature; Short stories
The Potato Face Blind Man
Egypt
Jesse James
Spanish Onions
The Queen of the Cracked Heads
The King of the Paper Sacks
The Queen of the Empty Hats
Hot Balloons
A Snoox
A Gringo
Sweetheart Dippies
Nail-eating Rats
Sooners
Boomers
_More People_:
Cracked Heads
Clock-eating Goats
Baby Alligators
Pink and Purple Peanuts
Empty Hats
Bats, Cats, Rats
Rag Pickers, Rag Handlers
Squirrels, Fish, Baboons, Black Cats
A Steel Car, an Air Car
Gophers
[Illustration]
How Dippy the Wisp and Slip Me Liz Came in the Moonshine Where the
Potato Face Blind Man Sat with His Accordion
The sky shook a rain down one Saturday night over the people, the
postoffice, and the peanut-stand in the Village of Liver-and-Onions.
And after the rain, the sky shook loose a moon so a moonshine came with
gold on the rainpools.
And a west wind came out of the west sky and shook the moonshine gold on
the tops of the rainpools.
Dippy the Wisp and Slip Me Liz came, two tough pony girls, two limber
prairie girls, in the moonshine humming little humpty dumpty songs.
They came to the postoffice corner where the Potato Face Blind Man sat
hugging his accordion, wondering what was next and who and why.
He was saying to himself, “Who was it told me the rats on the moon in
the middle of the winter lock their mittens in ice boxes?”
And just then Dippy the Wisp and Slip Me Liz came flipping along saying,
“It is a misty moisty evening in the moonshine, isn’t it?”
And he answered, “The moon is a round gold door with silver transoms
to-night. Bumble bees and honey bees are chasing each other over the
gold door of the moon and up over the silver transoms.”
Dippy the Wisp took out a bee-bag, took bees out of the bee-bag,
balanced the bees on her thumb, humming a humpty dumpty song. And Slip
Me Liz, looking on, joined in on the humpty dumpty song. And, of course,
the bees began buzzing and buzzing their _bee_ humpty dumpty song.
“Have you fastened names on them?” asked the Potato Face.
“These three on my thumb, these three special blue-violet bees, I put
their names on silk white ribbons and tied the ribbons to their knees.
This is Egypt—she has inkwells in her ears. This is Jesse James—he puts
postage stamps on his nose. This is Spanish Onions—she likes pearl-color
handkerchiefs around her yellow neck.”
“Bees belong in bee-bags, but these are different,” the old man
murmured.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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