Children's stories, American; Fairy tales -- United States; Fantasy literature; Short stories
“‘In the evening all the pink and purple peanuts put on their overshoes
and make paper sacks. The King of the Paper Sacks walks around and
around among them saying, “If anybody asks you who I am tell them I am
the King of the Paper Sacks.” And one little peanut flipped up one time
in the King’s face and asked, “Say it again—_who_ do you think you are?”
And it made the King so bitter in his feelings he reached out his hand
and with a sweep and a swoop he swept fifty pink and purple peanuts into
a paper sack and cried out, “A nickel a sack, a nickel a sack.” And he
threw them into a trash pile of tin cans.
“‘When I went away he shook hands with me and said, “Good-by, Jesse
James, you old buzzer, if anybody asks you tell them you saw the King of
the Paper Sacks where he lives.”
“‘When I went away from the palace, the doors and the window sills, the
corners of the roofs and the eave troughs where the rain runs off, they
were all full of pink and purple peanuts standing in their overshoes
washing their faces, stitching handkerchiefs, calling good-by to me,
good-by and come again, good-by and stay longer next time. Then I came
buzzing home because I was lonesome. And I am so, _so_ glad to be home
again.’”
The Potato Face looked up again and said, “It _is_ a misty moisty
evening in the moonshine. Now tell us about that blue-violet honeybee,
Spanish Onions.”
And Dippy the Wisp tied a slipknot in the pearl-color handkerchief
around the yellow neck of Spanish Onions and said, “Spanish Onions came
buzzing back home with her face dirty and scared and she told us, ‘I
flew and flew and I buzzed and buzzed till I came where I met the Queen
of the Empty Hats. She took me by the foot and took me across the City
of the Empty Hats, saying under her breath, “There is a screw loose
somewhere, there is a leak in the tank.” Fat rats, fat bats, fat cats,
came along under empty hats and the Queen always said under her breath,
“There is a screw loose somewhere, there is a leak in the tank.” In the
houses, on the street, riding on the rattlers and the razz cars, the
only people were hats, empty hats. When the fat rats changed hats with
the fat bats, the hats were empty. When the fat bats changed _those_
hats with the fat cats, the hats were empty. I took off my hat and saw
it was empty. _I began to feel like an empty hat myself._ I got scared.
I jumped loose from the Queen of the Empty Hats and buzzed back home
fast. I am so, _so_ glad to be home again.’”
The Potato Face sat hugging his accordion. He looked up and said, “Put
the bees back in the bee-bag—they buzz too many secrets, syllables and
snitches.”
“What do you expect when the moon is a gold door with silver transoms?”
asked Slip Me Liz.
“Yes,” said Dippy the Wisp. “What do you expect when the bumblebees and
the honeybees are chasing each other over the gold door of the moon and
up over the silver transoms?”
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