Children's stories, American; Fairy tales -- United States; Fantasy literature; Short stories
They went to sleep on top of the wagon 81
She was sitting on a ladder feeding baby clocks to the baby
alligators 119
One of the pigeons rang the bell 129
She carried the squash into the kitchen 171
Out into the snowstorm Flax Eyes rode that day 209
1. Two Stories Told by the Potato Face Blind Man.
_People_: Blixie Bimber
Blixie Bimber’s Mother
The Potato Face Blind Man
A Green Rat with the Rheumatism
Bricklayers
Mortar Men
Riveters
A Skyscraper
Slipfoot
A Stairway to the Moon
A Trapeze
[Illustration]
The Skyscraper to the Moon and How the Green Rat with the Rheumatism Ran
a Thousand Miles Twice
Blixie Bimber’s mother was chopping hash. And the hatchet broke. So
Blixie started downtown with fifteen cents to buy a new hash hatchet for
chopping hash.
Downtown she peeped around the corner next nearest the postoffice where
the Potato Face Blind Man sat with his accordion. And the old man had
his legs crossed, one foot on the sidewalk, the other foot up in the
air.
The foot up in the air had a green rat sitting on it, tying the old
man’s shoestrings in knots and double knots. Whenever the old man’s foot
wiggled and wriggled the green rat wiggled and wriggled.
The tail of the rat wrapped five wraps around the shoe and then fastened
and tied like a package.
On the back of the green rat was a long white swipe from the end of
the nose to the end of the tail. Two little white swipes stuck up over
the eyelashes. And five short thick swipes of white played
pussy-wants-a-corner back of the ears and along the ribs of the green
rat.
They were talking, the old man and the green rat, talking about
alligators and why the alligators keep their baby shoes locked up in
trunks over the winter time—and why the rats in the moon lock their
mittens in ice boxes.
“I had the rheumatism last summer a year ago,” said the rat. “I had the
rheumatism so bad I ran a thousand miles south and west till I came to
the Egg Towns and stopped in the Village of Eggs Up.”
“So?” quizzed the Potato Face.
“There in the Village of Eggs Up, they asked me, ‘Do you know how to
stop the moon moving?’ I answered them, ‘Yes, I know how—a baby
alligator told me—but I told the baby alligator I wouldn’t tell.’
“Many years ago there in that Village of Eggs Up they started making a
skyscraper to go up till it reached the moon. They said, ‘We will step
in the elevator and go up to the roof and sit on the roof and eat supper
on the moon.’
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