Ahead of us lay a white picket fence that set off the vegetable garden
and marked the lawful bounds of the school. There was no gate and I
felt that here the chase must end, and I rejoiced to find myself so
near the runner that I heard the quick, soft patter of his shoes on the
walk. In a moment I was quite sure that I should have him by the
collar, and I had every intention of dealing severely with him for the
hard chase he had given me.
But he kept on, the white line of fence clearly outlined beyond him;
and then when my hand was almost upon him he rose at the fence, as
though sprung from the earth itself, and hung a moment sheer above the
sharp line of the fence pickets, his whole figure held almost
horizontal, in the fashion of trained high-jumpers, for what seemed an
infinite time, as though by some witchery of the moonlight.
I plunged into the fence with a force that knocked the wind out of me
and as I clung panting to the pickets the runner dropped with a crash
into the midst of a glass vegetable frame on the farther side. He
turned his head, grinned at me sheepishly through the pickets, and gave
a kick that set the glass to tinkling. Then he held up his hands in
sign of surrender and I saw that they were cut and bleeding. We were
both badly blown, and while we regained our wind we stared at each
other. He was the first to speak.
"Kicked, bit or stung!" he muttered dolefully; "that saddest of all
words, 'stung!' It's as clear as moonlight that I'm badly mussed, not
to say cut."
"May I trouble you not to kick out any more of that glass? The
gardener will be here in a minute and fish you out."
"Lawsy, what is it? An aquarium, that you fish for me?"
He chuckled softly, but sat perfectly quiet, finding, it seemed, a
certain humor in his situation. The gardener came running up and swore
in broad Scots at the destruction of the frame. We got over the fence
and released our captive, who talked to himself in doleful undertones
as we hauled him to his feet amid a renewed clink of glass.
"Gently, gentlemen; behold the night-blooming cereus! Not all the
court-plaster in the universe can glue me together again." He gazed
ruefully at his slashed arms, and rubbed his legs. "The next time I
seek the garden at dewy eve I'll wear my tin suit."
"There won't be any next time for you. What did you run for?"
"Trying to lower my record--it's a mania with me. And as one good
question deserves another, may I ask why you didn't tell me there was a
glass-works beyond that fence? It wasn't sportsmanlike to hide a
murderous hazard like that. But I cleared those pickets with a yard to
spare, and broke my record."
"You broke about seven yards of glass," I replied. "It may sober you
to know that you are under arrest. The watchman here has a constable's
license."
"He also has hair that suggests the common garden or boiled carrot.
The tint is not to my liking; yet it is not for me to be captious where
the Lord has hardened His heart."
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