Whereat Gillespie, looking bored, shook his head, and tried to force
his way through the encircling rustics. He was clad in a Norfolk
jacket and knickerbockers of fantastic plaid, with a cap to match.
A young farmer, noting my curiosity and heavy with great news,
whispered to me:
"That boy in short pants put a thousand-dollar bill in the collection
basket. All in one bill! They thought it was a mistake, but he told
our preacher it was a free gift."
Just then I heard the voice of my fool raised so that all might hear:
"Friends, on the dusty highway of life I can take none of the honor or
credit you so kindly offer me. The money I have given you to-day I
came by honestly. I stepped into your cool and restful house of
worship this morning in search of bodily ease. The small voice of
conscience stirred within me. I had not been inside a church for two
years, and I was greatly shaken. But as I listened to your eloquent
pastor I was aware that the green wall-paper interrupted my soul
currents. That vegetable-green tint is notorious as a psychical
interceptor. Spend the money as you like, gentlemen; but if I, a
stranger, may suggest it, try some less violent color scheme in your
mural decorations."
He seemed choking with emotion as with bowed head he pushed his way
through the circle and strode past me. The people stared after him,
mystified and marveling. I heard an old man calling out:
"How wonderful are the ways of the Lord!"
I let Gillespie pass, and followed him slowly until a turn in the road
hid us from the staring church folk. He turned and saw me.
"You have discovered me, Donovan. Be sure your sins will find you out!
A simple people, singularly moved at the sight of a greenback. I have
rarely caused so much excitement."
"I suppose you are trying to ease your conscience by giving away some
of your button money."
"That is just it, Donovan. You have struck the brass tack on the head.
But now that we have met again, albeit through no fault of my own, let
me mention matters of real human interest."
"You might tell me what you're doing here first."
"Walking; there were no cabs, Donovan."
"You choose a queer hour of the day for your exercise."
"One might say the same for your ride. But let us be sensible. I dare
say there's some common platform on which we both may stand."
"We'll assume it," I replied, dismounting by the roadside that I might
talk more easily. Bandages were still visible at his wrists, and a
strip of court-plaster across the knuckles of his right hand otherwise
testified to the edges of the glass in St. Agatha's garden. He held up
his hands ruefully.
"Those were nasty slashes; and I ripped them up badly in climbing out
of your window. But I couldn't linger: I am not without my little
occupations."
"You stand as excellent chance of being shot if you don't clear out of
this. If there's any shame in you you will go without making further
trouble."
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