Produced by Audrey Longhurst, Melissa Er-Raqabi and the Online Distributed Proofreading Team at http://www.pgdp.net _Roughing It De Luxe_ _By_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ [Illustration: BY COMMON CONSENT WE HAD NAMED THEM CLARENCE AND CLARICE] _Roughing It De Luxe_ _By_ _Irvin S. Cobb_ _Author of "Back Home,"_ _"The Escape of Mr. Trimm," "Cobb's Anatomy,"_ _"Cobb's Bill of Fare," etc._ _Illustrated by John T. McCutcheon_ [Illustration] _New York_ _George H. Doran Company_ COPYRIGHT, 1913, BY THE CURTIS PUBLISHING COMPANY COPYRIGHT, 1914, BY GEORGE H. DORAN COMPANY TO GEORGE H. DORAN, ESQ. MY FRIEND AND STILL MY PUBLISHER; MY PUBLISHER AND STILL MY FRIEND _THE TIME TABLE_ PAGE A PILGRIM CANONIZED 15 RABID AND HIS FRIENDS 55 HOW DO YOU LIKE THE CLIMATE? 97 IN THE HAUNT OF THE NATIVE SON 135 LOOKING FOR LO 175 ILLUSTRATIONS PAGE By common consent we had named them Clarence and Clarice Frontispiece Evidently he believed the conspiracy against him was widespread 21 There was not a turkey trotter in the bunch 35 He'd garner in some fellows that wasn't sheep-herders 61 Because a man has a soul is no reason he shouldn't have an appetite 73 He was a regular moving picture cowboy and gave general satisfaction 87 The boy who sells you a paper and the youth who blackens your shoes both show solicitude 101 Out from under a rock somewhere will crawl a real estate agent 115 He felt that he was properly dressed for the time, the place and the occasion 127 Even the place where the turkey trot originated was trotless and quiet 143 The woman nearest the wall has on her furs--it is always cool in the shade 155 It's a great thing out there to be a native son 169 Each Navajo squaw weaves on an average nine thousand blankets a year 179 As she leveled the lens a yell went up from somewhere 193 As the occupants spilled sprawlingly through the gap, a front tire exploded with a loud report 207 _A PILGRIM CANONIZED_ [Illustration] A Pilgrim Canonized