Round the Red Lamp: Being Facts and Fancies of Medical LifeDoyle, Arthur Conan
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Round the Red Lamp: Being Facts and Fancies of Medical Life
Doyle, Arthur Conan
Medical fiction; Physicians -- Fiction
"What ails her?" asked the novice.
"Cancer of the parotid. It's the devil of a case; extends right away
back behind the carotids. There's hardly a man but Archer would dare
to follow it. Ah, here he is himself!"
As he spoke, a small, brisk, iron-grey man came striding into the room,
rubbing his hands together as he walked. He had a clean-shaven face,
of the naval officer type, with large, bright eyes, and a firm,
straight mouth. Behind him came his big house-surgeon, with his
gleaming pince-nez, and a trail of dressers, who grouped themselves
into the corners of the room.
"Gentlemen," cried the surgeon in a voice as hard and brisk as his
manner, "we have here an interesting case of tumour of the parotid,
originally cartilaginous but now assuming malignant characteristics,
and therefore requiring excision. On to the table, nurse! Thank you!
Chloroform, clerk! Thank you! You can take the shawl off, nurse."
The woman lay back upon the water-proofed pillow, and her murderous
tumour lay revealed. In itself it was a pretty thing--ivory white,
with a mesh of blue veins, and curving gently from jaw to chest. But
the lean, yellow face and the stringy throat were in horrible contrast
with the plumpness and sleekness of this monstrous growth. The surgeon
placed a hand on each side of it and pressed it slowly backwards and
forwards.
"Adherent at one place, gentlemen," he cried. "The growth involves the
carotids and jugulars, and passes behind the ramus of the jaw, whither
we must be prepared to follow it. It is impossible to say how deep our
dissection may carry us. Carbolic tray. Thank you! Dressings of
carbolic gauze, if you please! Push the chloroform, Mr. Johnson. Have
the small saw ready in case it is necessary to remove the jaw."
The patient was moaning gently under the towel which had been placed
over her face. She tried to raise her arms and to draw up her knees,
but two dressers restrained her. The heavy air was full of the
penetrating smells of carbolic acid and of chloroform. A muffled cry
came from under the towel, and then a snatch of a song, sung in a high,
quavering, monotonous voice:
"He says, says he,
If you fly with me
You'll be mistress of the ice-cream van.
You'll be mistress of the----"
It mumbled off into a drone and stopped. The surgeon came across,
still rubbing his hands, and spoke to an elderly man in front of the
novice.
"Narrow squeak for the Government," he said.
"Oh, ten is enough."
"They won't have ten long. They'd do better to resign before they are
driven to it."
"Oh, I should fight it out."
"What's the use. They can't get past the committee even if they got a
vote in the House. I was talking to----"
"Patient's ready, sir," said the dresser.
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