Round the world in any number of days — John Shaqi
Round the world in any number of daysBaring, Maurice
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Round the world in any number of days
Baring, Maurice
Voyages around the world
Here, for instance, are some extracts taken from a book written by
A. W. Rutherford, of New Zealand, on Europe. I quote them from a
review which appeared in an Australian review, “The Bookfellow.” Mr.
Rutherford, says the reviewer, was disappointed with Paris; “the
streets are not equal to those of any of our cities; the respectable
restaurants are mean, shabby affairs; the swell restaurants are the
haunts of gilded vice and supported by vice; the Seine, like the Thames
within its city boundary, is just a dirty ditch--neither of them to be
compared with the Waikato. Most Parisians look dowdy. Our Maoris could
teach the French a lesson in politeness. Meat is not safe in France....
Much of the wine is vile; no colonial could possibly drink it; the
cheap wines of France are deadly rubbish.”
Of the tombs in Westminster Abbey he says they are dirty, untidy,
inartistic; “some of them look like great cooking ranges.”
He is disappointed in Venice, but he gives a clear reason for his
disappointment in the gondola. “I had imagined the latter a frivolous,
giddy thing, gaily painted, and the gondoliers clothed as in the
play of that name. The gondoliers are just plain sailormen, in their
work-a-day clothes.”
That explains everything. Everything, as I said about Naples, depends
on what you expect, on your standard. If you expect a gondola to be
gilded and giddy and it turns out to be black, you are disappointed.
If you expect the Seine and the Thames to be vast rivers, outside
their cities and not in them, you are disappointed. What such authors
never seem to bother about is whether their standard is likely to be
indorsed by the rest of the human race or not. Their standard may be
an excellent one for some things. The things which everybody else in
the world would acknowledge to be good. For instance, in this case, the
manners of the Maoris. The Maoris are the most courteous and chivalrous
race in the world. But if they can teach manners to the French, there
are many people in the colonies who would benefit by a lesson from
them also. Another thing which the author of this book does not seem
to realize is that there are many people who prefer a gondolier should
look like a sailor, which he is, than like a singer in operetta. They
prefer him to be dressed in his ordinary work-a-day clothes. They think
it not only more appropriate to his task, but more picturesque. They
think a man who is dressed in the clothes which befit his profession
will look more dignified than a man who is dressed up as for a pageant.
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