English essays -- 19th century; Great Britain -- Social life and customs; London (England) -- Description and travel
Laying down the pen, and sinking back in my chair, here, perhaps, I fall
into a five minutes' reverie, and think of one, two, three, half a dozen
cases in which I have been content to accept that sham promissory coin
in return for sterling money advanced. Not a reader, whatever his age,
but could tell a like story. I vow and believe there are men of fifty,
who will dine well today, who have not paid their school debts yet, and
who have not taken up their long-protested promises to pay. Tom, Dick,
Harry, my boys, I owe you no grudge, and rather relish that wince with
which you will read these meek lines and say, “He means me.” Poor Jack
in Hades! Do you remember a certain pecuniary transaction, and a little
sum of money you borrowed “until the meeting of Parliament?” Parliament
met often in your lifetime: Parliament has met since: but I think I
should scarce be more surprised if your ghost glided into the room now,
and laid down the amount of our little account, than I should have been
if you had paid me in your lifetime with the actual acceptances of the
Bank of England. You asked to borrow, but you never intended to pay. I
would as soon have believed that a promissory note of Sir John Falstaff
(accepted by Messrs. Bardolph and Nym, and payable in Aldgate,) would
be as sure to find payment, as that note of the departed--nay,
lamented--Jack Thriftless.
He who borrows, meaning to pay, is quite a different person from the
individual here described. Many--most, I hope--took Jack's promise for
what it was worth--and quite well knew that when he said, “Lend me,”
he meant “Give me” twenty pounds. “Give me change for this half-crown,”
said Jack; “I know it's a pewter piece;” and you gave him the change in
honest silver, and pocketed the counterfeit gravely.
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