This story is all about a hike. It starts on Bridge Street and ends on
Bridge Street. Maybe you’ll think it’s just a street story. But that’s
where you’ll get left. It starts at the soda fountain in Warner’s Drug
Store on Bridge Street in Catskill, New York, and it ends at the soda
fountain in Bennett’s Candy Store on Bridge Street in Bridgeboro, New
Jersey. That’s where I live; not in Bennett’s, but in Bridgeboro. But
I’m in Bennett’s a lot.
Believe _me_, that hike was over a hundred miles long. If you rolled it
up in a circle it would go around Black Lake twenty times. Black Lake
would be just a spool—_good night!_ In one place it was tied in a
bowline knot, but we didn’t count that. It was a good thing Westy Martin
knew all about bowline knots or we’d have been lost.
Harry Donnelle said it would be all right for me to say that we hiked
all the way, except in one place where we were carried away by the
scenery. Gee, that fellow had us laughing all the time. I told him that
if the story wasn’t about anything except just a hike, maybe it would be
slow, but he said it couldn’t be slow if we went a hundred miles in one
book. He said more likely the book would be arrested for speeding. I
should worry. “Forty miles are as many as it’s safe to go in one book,”
he said, “and here we are rolling up a hundred. We’ll bunk right into
the back cover of the book, that’s what we’ll do.” Oh boy, you would
laugh if you heard that fellow talk. He’s a big fellow; he’s about
twenty-five years old, I guess.
“Believe _me_, I hope the book will have a good strong cover,” I told
him.
Then Will Dawson (he’s the only one of us that has any sense), he said,
“If there are two hundred pages in the book, that means you’ve got to go
two miles on every page.”
“Suppose a fellow should skip,” I told him.
“Then that wouldn’t be hiking, would it?” he said.
I said, “Maybe I’ll write it scout pace.”
“I often skip when I read a book, but I never go scout pace,” Charlie
Seabury said.
“Well,” I told him, “this is a different kind of a book.”
“I often heard about how a story runs,” Harry Donnelle said, “but I
never heard of one going scout pace.”
“You leave it to me,” I said, “this story is going to have action.”
Then Will Dawson had to start shouting again. Cracky, that fellow’s a
fiend on arithmetic. He said, “If there are two hundred pages and thirty
lines on a page, that means we’ve got to go more than one-sixteenth of a
mile for every line.”
“Righto,” I told him, “action in every word. The only place a fellow can
get a chance to rest, is at the illustrations.”
Dorry Benton said, “I wish you luck.”
“The pleasure is mine,” I told him.
“Anyway, who ever told you, you could write a book?” he asked me.
“Nobody _had_ to tell me; I admit I can,” I said.
“How about a plot?” he began shouting.
“There’s going to be a plot forty-eight by a hundred feet,” I came back
at him, “with a twenty foot frontage. I should worry about plots.”
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