Roy Blakeley's Funny-bone HikeFitzhugh, Percy Keese
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Roy Blakeley's Funny-bone Hike
Fitzhugh, Percy Keese
Boy Scouts of America -- Juvenile fiction; Camping -- Juvenile fiction
Pee-wee just trudged on.
Pretty soon he said, “As long as you’re all so tired, maybe I can
find—I think I know a short cut.”
“Take us the way the raven flies,” I said; “the shorter the quicker.”
“I can see a road over there through the trees,” he said. “That goes
into the turnpike. It’ll be easier walking on the road.”
“As long as you know you’re going the right way,” I said.
_“Sure_ I’m going the right way,” he said; “what’s the use of getting
scared. We’ll be home in twenty minutes.”
“That’ll be nice,” Garry said.
“Won’t I be glad!” said Bert.
“Just you follow me,” Pee-wee said.
“We’re following,” I told him. “We’re following our leader wherever he
goes. We know the animal cracker knows the woods. Have another apple?”
Next he left the tracks and cut over to the left where we could see a
road through the trees. He hit into the road and hiked along.
“Sure you’re right?” Bert asked him.
“Do you think I don’t know the way?” the kid said, very disgusted.
“Don’t start to ask questions, or hint, or propose,” I said.
Pretty soon he came to a crossroad and _g-o-o-d night magnolia!_ Right
there, staring us in the face was the fickle signboard that I had turned
around. Oh boy, you should have seen Pee-wee. The apple he was eating
fell out of his hand and he just stood there staring. He couldn’t even
speak.
“Don’t ask where you’re headed for nobody knows,” Hervey said.
I said, “Have no fear, our gallant leader is with us. Raving ravens do
not get rattled. Trust to Scout Harris. He knows the way. Follow your
leader.”
Maybe that signboard had been a pinwheel, but there it was at the very
same spot where it had been before.
Warde said, “That’s one good thing about scouts, they always come back.”
I said, “Pee-wee led us the right way, only in the wrong direction.”
“Just as you said,” Garry put in, “the turnpike has disappeared. That’s
why I never liked turnpikes, they’re so fickle.”
“There’s something wrong here!” the kid shouted.
“Sure,” I said, “it isn’t your fault, it’s the turnpike’s.”
“I started in the right direction,” Pee-wee shouted, “and I kept going
in the right direction, you can’t deny it. I’d like to know how we got
here?”
“That’s what _I’d_ like to know,” I said.
“I suppose we just walked here,” Bert said; “we followed our leader.”
Hervey started singing:
The turnpike turned round
And the trail it got bent,
We followed our leader wherever he went.
“Anyway, I’m sure I started in the right direction,” the kid said; “I
don’t care what anybody says.”
I said, “Sure, if the right direction changes its mind that isn’t your
fault. Come on, let’s go back. It’s long past dinner-time.”
“Let Warde be leader,” Hervey said; “he’s the only one here who has any
sense.”
So we started following Warde back along the trail till we came to the
railroad tracks and along those to the little iron ore car.
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