Roy Blakeley's Funny-bone HikeFitzhugh, Percy Keese
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Roy Blakeley's Funny-bone Hike
Fitzhugh, Percy Keese
Boy Scouts of America -- Juvenile fiction; Camping -- Juvenile fiction
“There isn’t going to be any motion,” I said, quoth I. “This is going to
be a case of sitting still.”
“Follow your leader,” Hervey said.
“What are you going to do? Stand on your head on the railing?” I asked
him.
He just vaulted up onto the railing of the bridge and we all did the
same and sat there swinging our legs and waiting for the fishing boat
and singing those rhymes and changing them around. Pretty soon we were
all shouting:
Don’t fall in the creek for the water’s quite wet,
But think of the fish that we’re soon going to get;
Mm-m
CHAPTER XII
WE COLLECT TOLL
After about six weeks and ten years the fishing boat came chugging up
the creek. Anyway it seemed as long as that before it came. The chugging
of that engine sounded good.
“Now for the eats,” Garry said.
Hervey said, “They’ll have a lot of perch and some bass and maybe some
soft-shell crabs.”
“Isn’t there anything in this creek?” the kid wanted to know.
“Nothing except water,” Hervey told him. “Anyway we haven’t got any
fishline, have we? Thank goodness we’ve got some matches, we can start a
fire.”
“We’ll fry them brown, hey?” Pee-wee said, all excited.
“Any color will suit me,” I told him.
“They won’t be any color at all when we get through with them,” Bert
said.
By that time the boat was quite near and we could see a couple of
baskets of fish in the cockpit, and there were two men. Oh boy, how I
longed to eat them, I mean the fish. Pretty soon one of the men shouted
for us to open the bridge, so they could pass.
I called, “Hey, mister, will you give us a couple of fish? We’re perched
up here waiting for some perch.”
He laughed and said sure, but that we should open the bridge. Now the
way to open that bridge was to walk around pushing a big iron handle
like a crowbar only longer. It was kind of like a windlass. I guess one
man could do it all right but it took three of us to get the bridge
started. It wasn’t a very big bridge but I’m not saying anything about
that because we’re not so big either except our appetites and maybe one
reason we couldn’t push so well was because we were hungry.
Garry said, “I guess when the creek is nearly empty boats can go under
this bridge all right.”
I said, “Don’t talk about being empty; I’m so full of emptiness it’s
flowing over. Get your hands on this thing and push. If anything should
go wrong now we’ll have to eat the Animal Cracker.”
So then we all started pushing the long iron handle—it was a lever,
that’s what it was. All the while the boat was standing about twenty
feet away from the bridge and one man was keeping her bow upstream with
a big oar while the other man was kind of fumbling in one of the baskets
picking out a nice big fish. Pretty soon he held one up all wet and
dripping and, oh boy, it looked good. I guess it was nearly a foot long.
He shouted, “How will that one do?”
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