Roy Blakeley's Funny-bone HikeFitzhugh, Percy Keese
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Roy Blakeley's Funny-bone Hike
Fitzhugh, Percy Keese
Boy Scouts of America -- Juvenile fiction; Camping -- Juvenile fiction
“He means gingersnaps,” Pee-wee shouted; “let’s buy some.”
“A voice from the Animal Cracker Patrol,” Warde Hollister said; “here’s
a couple of fish-hooks, and a package of tacks, eat those.”
“Put some ginger in what?” I asked Hervey. “I’d just as soon fill it up
with ginger, only what?”
“The hike back,” he said. “Let’s start something.”
Already that fellow was suffering from remorse because he had sat
quietly for half an hour or so in the bus.
I said, “If I knew of volcanoes or wild animals on the way back I’d lead
you to them, but the only wild animal I know of around here is the
mascot of the animal patrol.”
“Let’s play Follow Your Leader,” Hervey said.
“Not while we’re conscious,” Garry Everson spoke up; “not if you’re
going to be the leader. I have to be home by Christmas.”
Bert Winton said, “I’m sorry, but school opens in a few weeks. Nothing
doing.”
“I’ll follow you!” our little Animal Cracker shouted; “I don’t have to
be home Christmas. I don’t have to be home till my birthday and that
doesn’t come for four years because I was born in leap year.”
“Now we know why you’re so slow growing up,” Warde said.
“You’re a lot of tin horn sports!” Pee-wee shouted.
“I’m game,” I said. “I’ll die for the cause if anybody else will.”
Hervey said, “Listen.” Then he said, kind of sing-songy, so it made me
want to walk:
Don’t ask where you’re headed for nobody knows,
Just keep your eyes open and follow your nose;
Be careful, don’t trip and go stubbing your toes,
But follow your leader wherever he goes.
Oh, boy, that started us off. We were like horses when they hear a brass
band. Hervey gave me a shove and said, “Go ahead, start off, you’re the
only patrol leader here, it’s up to you.”
“It’s your game,” I said.
“Go ahead, lead,” he began laughing, “and let’s keep it up till we get
to Temple Camp. It’s no fun if you flunk.”
That was just like him, he didn’t care who led as long as he was moving.
That fellow goes off in the woods a lot by himself and he doesn’t care
anything about merit badges himself. He’s a funny kind of a scout but
he’s awful generous. He can’t keep still, that’s one thing about him.
Most scouts are always trying for things but all he cares about is
action—he eats it alive.
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