Roy Blakeley's Funny-bone HikeFitzhugh, Percy Keese
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Roy Blakeley's Funny-bone Hike
Fitzhugh, Percy Keese
Boy Scouts of America -- Juvenile fiction; Camping -- Juvenile fiction
“No, what is it?” I said.
“My shirt fell in the water and we haven’t got any matches,” he said.
“So what good is the fish? I’ve been trying to tell you that for five
minutes.”
I didn’t say anything, I just lay down on the ground. The rest of them
did the same. “Follow your leader,” Garry groaned.
“This is too much,” I said; “let me die in peace.”
“What’s the matter?” Hervey asked, climbing out of the water with the
precious fish.
“Oh nothing,” I said, “except Pee-wee’s shirt fell in the water over at
the other end of the bridge and we haven’t got any matches. Don’t worry,
they’ll find our bodies here; lie down, it’s all over. Pee-wee wins.”
So there we all lay sprawled on the ground, the kid sitting up watching
us.
“We did our best to eat and live,” I said, “but the West Shore Railroad
and turntables and sign posts and drawbridges and wooden ducks were too
much for us. Come on, I’m going to die, follow your leader.”
“There’s a way to kindle a fire without a match,” the kid said.
“Yes, and it sounds nice in the handbook too. But did you ever try it?”
I asked him. “Don’t talk to me. Tell my patrol that my last thoughts
were of them. Tell Westy Martin he can have my dessert at dinner; tell
him to think of me while he’s eating.”
All of a sudden somebody shouted, “A sail! A sail! A sail on the
horizon!”
“Same old horizon,” I said. “What kind of a sale is it now?”
All of a sudden up jumped Pee-wee. “Good turns are like chickens,” he
said.
“Don’t talk about chickens,” I told him; “have a heart.”
“They come home to roast,” he said.
“When we haven’t any matches?” I said. “That’s very kind of them. Can’t
you let me die in peace?”
“It’s the Italian with the donkey,” he said; “the donkey we pulled off
the railroad track with the gas engine, and he’s smoking a pipe——”
“Who? The donkey?” I asked him.
“The man,” Pee-wee said; “so he must have matches. Hurrah!”
We all sat up at once and stared up the road. And, oh boy, as sure as
you live, there was that old scissors-grinding wagon coming toward us,
and the donkey should have been arrested for speeding, because he was
going about two inches a year. Up on the seat sat our Italian friend,
smoking a pipe.
“Hey, Tony!” I shouted. “Have you got any matches or sandwiches, or
sawdust or spaghetti or old scissors or pieces of leather or rye bread
or peanuts or steel nuts or pie or anything else we can eat? We’re
starving.”
“Hey, boss, how you do?” he shouted. He was smiling all over.
CHAPTER XIX
WE EAT
That man had a lot of lunch, pickles and bologna and a pail of spaghetti
and bread and everything, and there was only one thing that we didn’t
like about it, and that was that he had already eaten it about an hour
before. So it didn’t do us much good. It only made us hungrier when he
told us about it. He said, “Badda luck, hey, Boss? Spagett, ah, what
d’you call it, _nice_. You lika, huh?”
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