Roy Blakeley's Funny-bone HikeFitzhugh, Percy Keese
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Roy Blakeley's Funny-bone Hike
Fitzhugh, Percy Keese
Boy Scouts of America -- Juvenile fiction; Camping -- Juvenile fiction
“Maybe he’s mistaken, maybe it’s the right way and we’re going all
wrong,” I said. “Suppose he misdirected us and we get somewhere?”
Bert said, “Trust to Hervey, we won’t get anywhere. He knows where he’s
not going.”
“Sure, he has a fine sense of misdirection,” Garry said.
“We’ll end in Maine,” Pee-wee said, “that’s where all the maniacs
belong. The nearer we get to Temple Camp the farther off it is.”
“We’ve been everywhere,
But up in the air;
And we haven’t done anything yet.”
Warde began singing.
All of a sudden Hervey turned around and looked very severe and held his
finger to his mouth.
“Silence,” I said; “Play the game. Can’t you keep still? If you can’t
keep still, keep quiet.”
So then we followed him not saying a word. It was fine to hear Pee-wee
not talking.
Pretty soon we came to a place that I knew. They call it New Corners. It
isn’t exactly new, it’s kind of slightly used. It’s a village. There’s a
sign that says New Corners; that’s so you’ll know it’s there. It’s about
as big as New York only smaller.
Hervey turned around and said, “Let’s buy some gumdrops. Intermission;
you can all talk.”
We had about fourteen cents altogether and we bought some gumdrops in
the post office and divided them. There was a big pole outside the
barber shop that locked like a peppermint stick and we wished that we
could eat that. When we started off again, Hervey held his hat out on
the end of a stick (he always carries a stick that fellow does) and
threw a gumdrop into his hat.
“Follow your leader,” he said.
I threw a gumdrop into my hat the same way, and he said, “No, you don’t,
you’re supposed to follow your leader. Each one throw a gumdrop into my
hat.”
Oh boy, you should have seen our young Animal Cracker go up in the air.
He yelled, “What do you think I am?”
“Play the game!” Hervey shouted. “You’re charged with insubordination.”
“I don’t care what kind of a nation I’m charged with,” Pee-wee shouted.
“If you throw it into your hat that means I have to throw it into my
hat. Do you think I’m throwing away gumdrops? I’ll follow my leader,
but——”
Just then Hervey threw a gumdrop into Pee-wee’s hat.
“Maybe you’re right after all,” the kid said; “you know the rules about
the game——”
“Now listen,” Hervey said. “Who’s got a watch that’s right?”
“I’ve got a watch that’s right,” I said, “and it’s the only thing here
that is right.”
“That’s because it goes around and around just like we do,” Hervey said;
“it never gets anywhere but it keeps going. You can depend on a compass
because it always points one way, but a watch keeps changing, you can’t
depend on it. One minute it says one thing and another minute it says
another thing. That’s what I don’t like about a watch.”
“A watch would have to go some to keep up with you,” I said.
“You couldn’t carry a watch,” Pee-wee said, “because it would fall out
of your pocket. You’re upside down half the time.”
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