Roy Blakeley's Funny-bone HikeFitzhugh, Percy Keese
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Roy Blakeley's Funny-bone Hike
Fitzhugh, Percy Keese
Boy Scouts of America -- Juvenile fiction; Camping -- Juvenile fiction
Pretty soon we could see a brown hat in among the trees.
“It’s a scout,” Bert said.
“He must be a tenderfoot to be lost five or six miles from camp,” Hervey
said. “All he had to do was to climb a tree.”
“I know who he is!” Pee-wee started shouting; “it’s Willie Cook. He’s
the new member of my patrol. He comes from East Bridgeboro.”
“You ought to tie a cow-bell around his neck the next time you let him
roam around in the woods,” Bert said.
I said, “Sure. Why don’t you make him play in the backyard? Safety
first. He’s a raving Raven, all right; he’s lost and he can _prove _it.”
“He isn’t trusting to witnesses,” Bert said; “he’s lost and he knows
it.”
I said, “That’s one thing I like about the raving Ravens; they’re always
sure of themselves. When one of them gets lost he knows it.”
“You make me tired!” Pee-wee yelled. “He’s a tenderfoot. He’s going to
be the best scout in my patrol——”
“That’s easy,” I said. “Maybe he isn’t the best scout in camp, I’m not
saying, but he’s the best scout that’s lost in the woods. A scout is
thorough. He’s some scout all right; when he gets lost he gets good and
lost.” Then I shouted, “What’s the matter, Kid? Lost, strayed or
stolen?”
The poor kid just stared at us and smiled as if he thought we had saved
his life.
“I’m—I’m mixed up,” he said; “I started and I came back to the same
place and I don’t know where I am. Are you—did you come from camp?”
I said, “No, we’re on our way there. Calm down, you’re all right. The
camp is about six miles west. What are you doing here, anyway?”
“I’m—I’m doing a—a test,” he said.
Hervey Willetts just rolled on the ground and screamed. All the rest of
us started to laugh except Pee-wee.
“These fellows are crazy,” the kid said; “don’t you mind them.”
“I’ve—I’ve got to cook some food,” the little fellow said, all kind of
confused.
“What? Where?” I shouted.
“Lead us to it!” Bert yelled.
“What do you mean—_food_?” Garry said.
“I—I come first!” Pee-wee shouted, all excited. “He’s in my patrol!
Where’s the food?”
“I’ve got to cook it and take it home for a proof,” the kid said.
Just then we all fell on the ground. I guess he thought we were dead.
CHAPTER XXV
WE PROVE IT
When I recovered from winning the laughing badge I said, “What’s the
idea, Kiddo? Did you think you could win the forestry badge by being
lost in the forest?”
“Don’t listen to him, he’s crazy,” Pee-wee shouted at Willie Cook.
I said, “The next thing you’ll be trying to win the electricity badge by
being struck by lightning.” Our young tenderfoot hero, Scout Cook, said,
“If I can do Tests Five and Eight I’ll be a second-class scout. It’s all
right if you give them good measure, isn’t it?”
I said, “Sure, but I wouldn’t give them a whole world tour for a two
mile hike in these days of the high cost of hiking. Test Five says you
must hike a mile and back. You must have hiked about a dozen miles. What
are you going to do now?”
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