Roy Blakeley's Funny-bone HikeFitzhugh, Percy Keese
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Roy Blakeley's Funny-bone Hike
Fitzhugh, Percy Keese
Boy Scouts of America -- Juvenile fiction; Camping -- Juvenile fiction
Out I went again with all of them after me, holding the chocolate bar in
my mouth. I took one bite of it and threw it in the trash can. I heard
Hervey do the same, then Bert, and I knew Garry and Warde could be
trusted.
“Keep your eye on Pee-wee,” I said.
“A scout isn’t supposed to waste anything,” the kid shouted, his mouth
full of chocolate.
“None of that,” I shouted back. “How many bites did you take? Throw it
away!”
“I took—I took one bite—in two sections,” the kid said.
“Come on,” I shouted.
Don’t quit or complain at the stunts that he shows,
Don’t ask to go home if it rains or it blows;
Don’t start to ask questions, or hint, or propose,
But follow your leader wherever he goes!
wherever he goes,
wherever he goes——
“Just keep your eyes open and follow your nose,” Warde said.
I kept going round and round a baby carriage till we were all dizzy and
even the baby began to laugh. Then I went staggering in and out and over
a lot of trunks at the station, and crawled under an express wagon and
hopped on one leg along the platform. Everybody was screaming at us. We
were shouting those verses good and loud.
There was an accommodation train standing at the station so we couldn’t
get across the tracks. Gee whiz, I don’t call that very accommodating. I
climbed up into the first car and started going back through the train,
all the fellows after me, singing those crazy verses like a lot of wild
Indians. The people in the cars stared at us. I dropped a cent in the
slot and got a paper drinking cup and took a drink of water and then
started carrying the cup full of water through the train. Along they
came after me carrying cups of water.
All of a sudden, _kerflop_, the water spilled out on my face. That was
because the train had started. I guess it happened to the rest of them
because the people in the seats began to howl.
“Never laugh at another’s misfortune,” I said. “You may get your own
faces washed some day.”
“Hurry up,” Garry shouted.
“What’s the difference?” Hervey said.
Somebody shouted, “The next stop is Alsen.”
“I hope it’s a good stop, we’ve had a good start, anyway,” Bert said.
We might have got out at the end of the car, only it was a vestibule car
and all closed up.
“Now you see what you did,” Pee-wee shouted.
I said, “Don’t you care, you don’t have to get home for four years. We
ought to reach Alsen in about a year and a half.”
“Hurry through to the next platform,” Garry said.
I sprinted through the next car and there was an open platform there but
by that time the train was moving too fast for us to get off. Safety
first, that’s our motto. Crazy but safe.
So then we had a meeting of the board of directors on the platform of
that car till a brakeman made us go inside.
I said, “The plot grows thicker.”
“You’re a fine kind of a leader,” Pee-wee said, very contemptible like,
I mean contemptuous. “What are we going to do now?”
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