Automobile travel -- Juvenile fiction; Boy Scouts of America -- Juvenile fiction
We didn’t bother any more about the mystery then, because we wanted to
send the signal and get started again, but you’ll see how that mystery
popped up again and confounded us; I guess you know what _confounded_
means, all right. It means the same as _baffled_, only I didn’t know
whether _baffled_ has two f’s in it or not. But, gee whiz, I used it
anyway—I should worry.
So now while our friends are waiting for us down on the road (I got this
sentence from Pee-wee), I’ll tell you about sending that signal. Signals
are my middle name—signals and geography. But the thing I like best
about school is lunch hour. I’m crazy about boating, too.
XIV—PEE-WEE’S GOAT
That fellow, Harry Domicile, he’s crazy. He said, “If you like signals
so much I don’t see why you send them. Why don’t you keep them?”
Will Dawson said, “It isn’t the signal we send, it’s a message; we send
a message by a signal. See?”
Harry said, “But if it’s a good message why should you want to send it
away? Why don’t you keep it? If it’s worth anything what’s the use of
getting rid of it? A scout should not be wasteful.” Then he winked at
Brent Gaylong.
Oh, boy, you should have seen Pee-wee. He shouted, “You’re crazy!
Suppose I keep some-thing—suppose I keep——”
Rossie said, “Suppose you keep silence.”
“That shows how much you know about logic!” the kid yelled. “How can I
keep silence——”
By that time we were all laughing, except Harry. He had the paper with
the message written on it and he said, very sober like, “Well, if this
message is any good at all I don’t see why we don’t keep it; it might
come in useful.”
Pee-wee shouted, “A message is no good at all—even the most important
message in the world is no good to the fellow that makes it——”
Brent said, “Then he’s just wasting his time making it. Before we send
this message we’d better talk it over. If it’s any good we’ll keep it.”
Gee whiz, you should have seen our young hero; I thought he’d jump off
the mountain. He yelled, “Do you know what logic is? You get that in the
third grade. My uncle knows a man that’s a lawyer and he
says—besides—anyway, do you mean to tell me——”
Harry said, “Go on.”
Brent said, “Proceed; we follow you.”
“Suppose I had a piece of pie,” the kid yelled. “If it was good I’d eat
it, wouldn’t I?”
Brent said, “That isn’t logic.”
“Sure it’s logic!” Pee-wee shouted. “The better it is the more I’d get
rid of, wouldn’t I?”
“Thou never spakest a truer word,” I told him.
“And it’s the same with messages,” he said.
I said, “_Good night_, you don’t want to eat it, do you?”
Harry said, “Well, if he doesn’t want to eat it, what’s the use of
chewing it over? Let’s send it.”
I bet you think we’re all crazy, hey? I should worry.
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