Roy Blakeley's roundabout hikeFitzhugh, Percy Keese
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Roy Blakeley's roundabout hike
Fitzhugh, Percy Keese
Adventure stories; Boy Scouts of America -- Juvenile fiction; Hiking -- Juvenile fiction
“Don’t you pay any attention to them,” the kid shouted. “Just because
they don’t keep their eyes open that doesn’t mean you can’t find a
chance to save life and be a hero and get a hundred dollars. You stay
with me and I bet you inside of a week you’ll see somebody that needs to
get his life saved. On the lake, that’s where you want to stay. You
stick with me and I’ll show you. Gee whiz, if you want to stay at Temple
Camp and be kind of partners with us you can do it, that’s easy.”
“Sure,” I said, “Scouts risk their lives every evening with matinees on
Saturdays and holidays. Just say what kind of a life you’d like to save
and the fixer will fix it for you. Did you ever hear the poetry Brent
Gaylong made about him?” I said. I guess you fellows that are reading
this story never heard it either. Everybody at Temple Camp knows it.
His middle name is Hunter’s Stew,
He mixes it.
In mixing he can sure outdo,
All other Scouts he ever knew,
And when a thing goes all askew,
He fixes it.
Pee-wee shouted, “Do you bet I can’t show you how to save a life? Do you
bet I can’t fix it so you can stay here--do you bet? Even I know some
rattlesnakes, where they live----”
“You can’t get the reward for saving a rattlesnake’s life,” I said.
“Will you shut up!” he hollered at me. “I know where they live--a whole
nest of them.”
“Why did you never tell me this?” I asked him.
“Because you’re a big fool and will you keep still while I’m talking,
doing a good turn to help a brother Scout like it says you’ve got to do
a lot you know about it making fun of the handbook--_will you shut up_!”
“I can’t shut up twice at the same time, can I?” I said.
“Will you _keep_ shut up till I get through talking to Dub?” he shouted.
Oh boy, he was sure started. When he gets started he shouts right along
without ever stopping and that’s why there aren’t any punctuation marks
when he talks. “Will you not be a big fool for one minute!” he yelled at
me.
“Go ahead,” Dub said. “I’m with you.”
“You stick with me and I’ll fix it for you----”
“Now that we’ve found the bandits,” I said.
“And old man Bagley’s will,” Sandy said.
“I know where there are rattlesnakes,” the kid shouted, “and I know some
tenderfoots that are going stalking to-morrow right near that tree
and--and--you can--you know how to grab a rattlesnake, don’t you?”
“Sure I do,” Dub said.
“And if that doesn’t work----”
“Then the rattlesnakes will stay all summer and Dub won’t. It’s the same
only different,” I said.
“You take the lake,” Pee-wee started up again.
“Take it yourself, I don’t want it,” I said.
“Will you listen to me?” he shouted at Dub.
“Let’s have a large chunk of silence and a very little of that,” Sandy
said. “Pee-wee has the floor.”
“I think he has the blind staggers,” I said. “He’s so highly strung from
everybody stringing him. Go on, turn on the loud speaker.”
Pee-wee said, “All right, you can laugh----”
“I’m not laughing,” Dub said.
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