Courts and courtiers -- Fiction; German fiction -- Translations into English; Germany -- Fiction
"Oh, of course. I've had a talk with my Minister of Finance and
Agriculture. It was time I did. Doctor Krippenreuther would have been
bitterly disappointed with me if I had not summoned him once more. He
went ahead in summary fashion and laid before me a conspectus of several
mutually related topics at once--the harvest, the new principles for the
drawing up of the budget, the reform of taxation, on which he is busy.
The harvest has been a bad one, it seems. The peasants have been hit by
blight and bad weather; not only they, but Krippenreuther too, are much
concerned about it, because the tax-paying resources of the land, he
says, have once more suffered contraction. Besides, there have
unfortunately been disasters in more than one of the silver-mines. The
gear is at a standstill, says Krippenreuther, it is damaged and will
cost a lot of money to repair. I listened to the whole recital with an
appropriate expression on my face, and did what I could to express my
grief for such a series of misfortunes. Next, I was consulted as to
whether the cost of the necessary new buildings for the Treasury and for
the Woods and Customs and Inland Revenue Offices ought to be debited to
the ordinary or the extraordinary estimates; I learnt a lot about
sliding scales, and income tax, and tax on tourist traffic, and the
removal of burdens from oppressed agriculture and the imposition of
burdens on the towns; and on the whole I got the impression that
Krippenreuther was well up in his subject. I, of course, know
practically nothing about it--which Krippenreuther knows and approves;
so I just said 'yes, yes,' and 'of course,' and 'many thanks,' and let
him run on."
"You speak so bitterly, Albrecht."
"No; I'll just tell you what struck me while Krippenreuther was holding
forth to me to-day. There's a man living in this town, a man with small
private means and a warty nose. Every child knows him and shouts 'Hi!'
when he sees him; he is called 'the Hatter,' for he is not quite all
there; his surname he has lost long ago. He is always on the spot when
there is anything going on, although his half-wittedness keeps him from
playing any serious part in anything; he wears a rose in his buttonhole,
and carries his hat about on the end of his walking-stick. Twice a day,
about the time when a train starts, he goes to the station, taps the
wheels, examines the luggage, and fusses about. Then when the guard
blows his whistle, 'the Hatter' waves to the engine-driver, and the
train starts. But 'the Hatter' deludes himself into thinking that his
waving sends the train off. That's like me. I wave, and the train
starts. But it would start without me, and my waving makes no
difference, it's mere silly show. I'm sick of it...."
The brother and sister were silent. Ditlinde looked at her lap in an
embarrassed way, and Klaus Heinrich gazed, as he tugged at his little
bow-shaped moustache, between her and the Grand Duke at the bright
window.
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