Doc hain't, to say, no "_rollin' stone_,"
and yit he hain't no hand
Fer '_cumulatin_'.--_Home_'s his own,
and scrap o' farmin'-land--
Enough to keep him out the way
when folks is tuk down sick
The suddentest--'most any day
they want him 'special quick.
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LVI
And yit Doc loves his practice; ner
don't, wilful, want to slight
No call--no matter who--how fur
away--er day er night.--
He loves his work--he loves his friends--
June, Winter, Fall, and Spring:
His _lovin'_--facts is--never ends;
he loves jes _ever_'thing....
LVII
'Cept--_keepin' books_. He never sets
down no accounts.--He hates,
The worst of all, collectin' debts--
the worst, the more he waits.--
I've knowed him, when at last he _had_
to dun a man, to end
By makin' him a loan--and mad
he hadn't more to lend.
LVIII
When Pence's Drug Store ust to be
in full blast, they wuz some
Doc's patients got things frekantly
there, charged to him, i gum!--
Doc run a bill there, don't you know,
and allus when he squared,
He never questioned nothin',--so
he had his feelin's spared.
LIX
Now sich as that, I hold and claim,
hain't _'scusable_--it's not
_Perfessional!_--It's jes a shame
'at Doc hisse'f hain't got
No better _business_-sense! That's why
lots 'd respect him more,
And not give him the clean go-by
fer _other_ doctors. Shore!
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LX
This-here Doc _Glenn_, fer instance;
er this little jack-leg _Hall_;--
They're _business_--folks respects
'em fer their _business_ more 'n all
They ever knowed, er ever _will_,
'bout _medicine_.--Yit they
Collect their money, k-yore er kill.--
They're _business_, anyway!
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LXI
You ast Jake Dunn;--he's worked it out
in _figgers_.--He kin show
_Stastistics_ how Doc's airnt about
_three_ fortunes in a row,--
Ever' ten-year' hand-runnin' straight--
_three_ of 'em--_thirty_ year'
'At Jake kin count and 'lucidate
o' Sifers' practice here.
LXII
Yit--"Praise the Lord," says Doc,
"we've got our little home!" says he--
"(It's railly _Winniferd's_, but
what she owns, she sheers with me.)
We' got our little gyarden-spot,
and peach- and apple-trees,
And stable, too, and chicken-lot,
and eighteen hive' o' bees."
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LXIII
_You_ call it anything you please,
but it's _witchcraft_--the power
'At Sifers has o' handlin' bees!--
He'll watch 'em by the hour--
Mix right amongst 'em, mad and hot
and swarmin'!--yit they won't
Sting _him_, er _want_ to--_'pear_ to not,--
at least I know they _don't_.
LXIV
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