Humorous stories; Valets -- Fiction; Washington (State) -- Fiction
The moments passed--stilled, leaden moments. The silence had become
intolerable. Our host jiggled on his feet. Some of the quicker-minded
guests made a pretence of little conversational flurries: “That second
movement--oh, exquisitely rendered!... No one has ever read Chopin so
divinely.... How his family must idolize him!... They say.... That
exquisite concerto!... Hasn’t he the most stunning hair.... Those
staccato passages left me actually limp--I’m starting Myrtle in
Tuesday to take of Professor Gluckstein. She wants to take
stenography, but I tell her.... Did you think the preludes were just
the tiniest bit idealized.... I always say if one has one’s music, and
one’s books, of course--He must be very, _very_ fond of music!”
Such were the hushed, tentative fragments I caught.
The moments passed. Belknap-Jackson went to the telephone. “What? But
they’re not here! Very strange! They should have been here half an
hour ago. Send some one--yes, at once.” In the ensuing silence he
repaired to the buffet and drank a glass of vodka. Quite distraught he
was.
The moments passed. Again several guests exchanged seats with other
guests. It seemed to be a device for relieving the strain. Once more
there were scattering efforts at normal talk. “Myrtle is a strange
girl--a creature of moods, I call her. She wanted to act in the moving
pictures until papa bought the car. And she knows every one of the new
tango steps, but I tell her a few lessons in cooking wouldn’t--Beryl
Mae is just the same puzzling child; one thing one day, and another
thing the next; a mere bundle of nerves, and so sensitive if you say
the least little thing to her ... If we could only get Ling Wong
back--this Jap boy is always threatening to leave if the men don’t get
up to breakfast on time, or if Gertie makes fudge in his kitchen of an
afternoon ... Our boy sends all his wages to his uncle in China, but I
simply can’t get him to say, ‘Dinner is served.’ He just slides in and
says, ‘All right, you come!’ It’s very annoying, but I always tell the
family, ‘Remember what a time we had with the Swede----’”
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