Humorous stories; Valets -- Fiction; Washington (State) -- Fiction
From the hair, my meditative eye, still rather absently, I believe,
descended her quite good figure to her boots. Thereupon, my gaze
ceased to be absent. They were not boots. They were bronzed slippers
with high heels and metal buckles and of a character so distinctive
that I instantly knew they had once before been impressed upon my
vision. Swiftly my mind identified them: they had been worn by the
Klondike woman on the occasion of a dinner at the Grill, in
conjunction with a gown to match and a bluish scarf--all combining to
achieve an immense effect.
My assistant hummed at her task, unconscious of my scrutiny. I recall
that I coughed slightly before disclosing to her that my attention had
been attracted to her slippers. She took the reference lightly,
affecting, as the sex will, to belittle any prized possession in the
face of masculine praise.
“I have seen them before,” I ventured.
“She gives me all of hers. I haven’t had to buy shoes since baby was
born. She gives me--lots of things--stockings and things. She likes me
to have them.”
“I didn’t know you knew her.”
“Years! I’m there once a week to give the house a good going over.
That Jap of hers is the limit. Dust till you can’t rest. And when I
clean he just grins.”
I mused upon this. The woman was already giving half her time to
superintending two assistants in the preparation of the International
Relish.
“Her work is too much in addition to your own,” I suggested.
“Me? Work too hard? Not in a thousand years. I do all right for you,
don’t I?”
It was true; she was anything but a slacker. I more nearly approached
my real objection.
“A woman in your position,” I began, “can’t be too careful as to the
associations she forms----” I had meant to go on, but found it quite
absurdly impossible. My assistant set down the glass she had and quite
venomously brandished her towel at me.
“So that’s it?” she began, and almost could get no farther for mere
sputtering. I mean to say, I had long recognized that she possessed
character, but never had I suspected that she would have so inadequate
a control of her temper.
“So that’s it?” she sputtered again, “And I thought you were too
decent to join in that talk about a woman just because she’s young and
wears pretty clothes and likes to go out. I’m astonished at you, I
really am. I thought you were more of a man!” She broke off, scowling
at me most furiously.
Feeling all at once rather a fool, I sought to conciliate her. “I have
joined in no talk,” I said. “I merely suggested----” But she shut me
off sharply.
“And let me tell you one thing: I can pick out my associates in this
town without any outside help. The idea! That girl is just as nice a
person as ever walked the earth, and nobody ever said she wasn’t
except those frumpy old cats that hate her good looks because the men
all like her.”
“Old cats!” I echoed, wishing to rebuke this violence of epithet, but
she would have none of me.
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