Humorous stories; Valets -- Fiction; Washington (State) -- Fiction
“Nasty old spite-cats,” she insisted with even more violence, and went
on to an almost quite blasphemous absurdity. “A prince in his palace
wouldn’t be any too good for her!”
“Tut, tut!” I said, greatly shocked.
“Tut nothing!” she retorted fiercely. “A regular prince in his palace,
that’s what she deserves. There isn’t a single man in this one-horse
town that’s good enough to pick up her glove. And she knows it, too.
She’s carrying on with your silly Englishman now, but it’s just to pay
those old cats back in their own coin. She’ll carry on with him--yes!
But marry? Good heavens and earth! Marriage is serious!” With this
novel conclusion she seized another glass and began to wipe it
viciously. She glared at me, seeming to believe that she had closed
the interview. But I couldn’t stop. In some curious way she had
stirred me rather out of myself--but not about the Klondike woman nor
about the Honourable George. I began most illogically, I admit, to
rage inwardly about another matter.
“You have other associates,” I exclaimed quite violently, “those
cattle-persons--I know quite all about it. That Hank and Buck--they
come here on the chance of seeing you; they bring you boxes of candy,
they bring you little presents. Twice they’ve escorted you home at
night when you quite well knew I was only too glad to do it----” I
felt my temper most curiously running away with me, ranting about
things I hadn’t meant to at all. I looked for another outburst from
her, but to my amazement she flashed me a smile with a most enigmatic
look back of it. She tossed her head, but resumed her wiping of the
glass with a certain demureness. She spoke almost meekly:
“They’re very old friends, and I’m sure they always act right. I don’t
see anything wrong in it, even if Buck Edwards has shown me a good
deal of attention.”
But this very meekness of hers seemed to arouse all the violence in my
nature.
“I won’t have it!” I said. “You have no right to receive presents from
men. I tell you I won’t have it! You’ve no right!”
“Haven’t I?” she suddenly said in the most curious, cool little voice,
her eyes falling before mine. “Haven’t I? I didn’t know.”
It was quite chilling, her tone and manner. I was cool in an instant.
Things seemed to mean so much more than I had supposed they did. I
mean to say, it was a fair crumpler. She paused in her wiping of the
glass but did not regard me. I was horribly moved to go to her, but
coolly remembered that that sort of thing would never do.
“I trust I have said enough,” I remarked with entirely recovered
dignity.
“You have,” she said.
“I mean I won’t have such things,” I said.
“I hear you,” she said, and fell again to her work. I thereupon
investigated an ice-box and found enough matter for complaint against
the Hobbs boy to enable me to manage a dignified withdrawal to the
rear. The remarkable creature was humming again as I left.
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