American fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories; Short stories, American
"No woman with a jaw like that," said Nan's mother, "can be
good-looking. And she sat at the piano there early this evening and
raved over the 'Melody in F'; but when she tried to play it, it was
with fingers of wood. What she really did play with spirit,
Nettie--when she thought there were none of us American women around to
hear her--was: 'I Want What I Want When I Want _It_.'"
Auntie went on to tell then how this creature was a divorcee who had
married an oil millionaire and within six months got her second divorce
and a half-million alimony out of him. And as a baby she was
christened--not Carmen, but Hannah! "Now, what's the psychology,
Nettie," said auntie, "of a woman who changes her name from Hannah to
Carmen? She wants what she wants when she wants it--and she'll come
pretty near getting it, Nettie. If I had a husband within a thousand
miles of her, I'd lock him up."
You may understand from the foregoing that Mrs. Wedner--Nan's
mother--is a woman of convictions; and so she is. The Lady with the
Wallop is what Ned tells me the men folks call her. But I am not
without convictions myself.
"I have a husband within a thousand miles of her," I said, "and if you
mean that for me, auntie, I won't lock him up--not even if he were the
to-be-locked-up kind. When I can't hold my man, auntie, against any
specimen of her species, I won't call in the police to help me. And I
think I'll give her another look-over before the evening is ended."
"Don't bother your head with her," said auntie. "And sit down and have
something to eat." And we did have something to eat, but up-stairs in
my suite.
The children and I were eating, and Nan and auntie were giving me all
the gossip since I'd seen them last, when the maid came in to say that
the trunk with the children's things in it hadn't been sent up with the
others. There's no use leaving such things to a maid in those
countries--I went down to see about it myself; and there it was, as I
expected, lying in the lobby where a lazy porter hadn't yet got around
to it.
I told the fat majordomo a thing or two, and the trunk was soon on its
upward way; and then--as I was down-stairs--I thought to take a glance
about to see if anybody I knew had arrived in the meantime. You must
remember that American refugees were coming in from the interior on
every train, the revolutionary general Podesta being expected to enter
the city almost any day--or hour.
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