American fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories; Short stories, American
"Dry goods, wet goods, hardware, grocery stuff, butcher's stuff,
jeweller's stuff, ship's stores, bales of cotton, bales of silk,
curios, souvenirs, bicycles, sewing-machines, sacks of rice, sacks of
coffee, sacks of potatoes, barrels of flour and of gasolene, auto
tires, boxes of tea, quarters of beef and of mutton, cases of
breakfast-food and of oil, packages all the way from the size of a
finger-ring to packages the size of an auto-truck. You know what a
big, husky chap Pay Totten is? Imagine him on a slushy, snowy night,
stripped to the waist, wading into that pile--feet, shoulders, knees,
hands, elbows, with his teeth almost--tearing out those packages, and
from addresses in English, French, German, and especially Chinese,
picking out flying such as were for our ships."
Trench paused. A reminiscent smile was parting his lips.
"Hurry up. Did you sail on time next morning?" demanded Carlin.
"We did. With our coal aboard and the packages for the fleet, we made
a record run and arrived in Chee Foo hours before the admiral was
looking for us. And it was the day before Christmas, and our coming
made the whole fleet happy for Christmas week, and our skipper got
'Well done!' from the flag-bridge, but--" Trench looked at Carlin and
smiled ruefully. "There's so often a but, isn't there, to the
otherwise happy tale? Among the seven hundred and odd packages
receipted for by Paymaster Totten it seems there was missing one bale
of blankets. What happened to the bale of blankets? they queried
Paymaster Totten, and 'Lord!' says poor Pay, 'how do I know? It might
've been stolen on the wharf, or dropped overboard between the wharf
and one of the ship's boats, or lost in rowing out to the ship or
hoisting it over the ship's side. There were a dozen ship's boats and
two hundred ship's men coming and going, and half a mile between the
ship and shore; and it was a black, blustering night of sleet and hail,
and there were also hundreds of coolies and dozens of sampans on the
coal. It was drive, drive, drive, from midnight to daylight--how do I
know what happened to one lone bale of blankets?'
[Illustration: "It was drive, drive, drive, from midnight to daylight."]
"However, Pay nor anybody else worried much about the blankets at the
time. Our skipper recommended, in view of Paymaster Totten's
extraordinary exertions on that night, that the bale of blankets be not
charged against his accounts. And the admiral, when he heard all the
story, approved and passed it along to Washington. But it came back.
And by and by it was sent on to Washington again. And by and by it
came back.
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