American fiction -- 20th century; Sea stories; Short stories, American
"So Pay thought it all over, and on his way north he put in his
request, and two days ago he got his orders; and yesterday he left us.
And this morning--look!"--from the pile of letters atop of his desk
Trench selected one. "This came. Listen:
"DEAR SHARKEY:
"We're sailing to-day for the West African coast to look into Liberian
matters. And in that country, where you're likely any time to fall in
with a member of the cabinet sitting barefooted in the middle of the
road peeling potatoes, the wear and tear on uniforms won't probably be
over-heavy. And if there should happen to be any _recherché_ affairs
when we move onto the Congo coast, I am only hoping that the natives
won't inspect too closely any special full-dress paymaster's coat which
should be blue but, as it happens, is green in the region of the seams.
And after the West African sojourn we are bound for a little jaunt of a
thousand miles or so up the Amazon, where I learn--and I've taken some
trouble to learn--we won't have to wear full dress at all, not even
when calling upon the tribal high chiefs. I'll come home yet with that
old full-dress standby--if it isn't blown off my back during some
tropical typhoon.
"It's a great thing, Sharkey, the being allowed two months' advance pay
on leaving for foreign service. For me it means that Mrs. Totten and
the children can have their little place and their one little maid at
the little beach which did them all so much good last summer, and, if
they're economical, maybe an occasional trip to the movies.
"And so I am leaving almost happy. Of course, the good-by and that two
years made me feel a bit lumpy and lonesome leaving them, but the race
would be too easy if we didn't carry some little extra weight, wouldn't
it? As to the bale----"
Trench looked up. "There's something else, personal stuff, which
doesn't concern the story." He laid down the letter and looked up. "I
couldn't help hearing a word or two of what your friend the congressman
was saying to-day--half the ward-room also heard it, I guess. There's
a case for him, Carl, if he's the right kind--a special bill to
reimburse Totten."
Carlin jumped to his feet. "You're right, Sharkey. And he isn't the
worst in the world. I'll put it up to him right now, if he's still
aboard."
Congressman Flavin was still aboard, but also was bursting with
something to tell. "What d'y'know, Carlin--nine hundred and odd
sailors aboard this ship and not home once in ten years to vote."
"Why----"
"And you ask me to vote for bills for a lot of people that ain't ever
home to vote. I wouldn't 'a' known only I was speaking to a couple of
'em happened to live in my district, and they told me."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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